BaileyBojangles

Classical soprano. ER/ICU RN. True crime psychology buff. Forever awkward.

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@HamiltonMusical Room Where It Happened!

Even though King George is my favorite!

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@davidmweissman This reminds me that I forgot to ask @tedcruz how the weather is in Trump's ass today.

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@kylegriffin1 It's serious comedy gold to think of Ted Cruz reading a book, even his own.

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@davidmweissman @HawleyMO To answer that question, I would answer that @tedcruz will do it, provided that he's not a laughingstock at the time of your trial. Based on today's standards, your best bet is Cruz, and he's in hot water. Hope he spares some clean water for you, unlike his unlucky constituents.

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@davidmweissman @HawleyMO Nice job @hawleyMO. You've completely convinced me that you aren't a total piece of shit.

Wait, that's wrong. You literally encouraged insurrectionists, and i hope you're up next for impeachment.

"But who will delicately threaten the Democrats during the trial?!" you protest

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@tedcruz how is the weather in Trump's ass today?

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

What in the actual fuck is wrong with Meghan McCain?

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@Acyn Appalling that this dude has the gall to show up.

Not that anyone's surprised.

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@hisey_mike @J_Mei21 @BMeiselas @funder Every time I see Hawley speak, he acts like he's asking a slippery "gotcha!" question that is easily answered or refuted by the other person. It's bizarre.

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@ChrisisSingin Happy birthday!

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@davidmweissman @tedcruz Next step is to start throwing paper towels at random Puerto Ricans. It's the only way!

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The next time you hear Republicans in Congress accuse AOC of being divisive, please remind them that she used her platform to raise more than $3M for a red state.

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Ted Cruz has chosen a career in politics, when he could have clearly become a successful meteorologist for the daily forecast in Trump's asshole.

@tedcruz @Sethrogen

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@ABC Brought to you by "Aw, snap!"

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@hisey_mike @Lawrence @GarrettHaake This is embarrassing.

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@RBReich @pamcalling This reminds me that I need to ask Cruz how the weather is in Trump's ass today.

Thanks!

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@marcorubio Wow, political threatening. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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@davidmweissman Are you sure you don't want to put thinly-veiled threats in the form of a question?

You know, like Hawley and Cruz? As long as it's Jeopardy format, it's admissible!

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@RepRaskin for our next move, can we introduce legislation that would prevent the thinly-veiled political threats like those posed by @tedcruz and Josh Hawley?

The Jeopardy format, "As long as it's in the form of a question!" seems inappropriate for this setting.