@davidmweissman@HawleyMO To answer that question, I would answer that @tedcruz will do it, provided that he's not a laughingstock at the time of your trial. Based on today's standards, your best bet is Cruz, and he's in hot water. Hope he spares some clean water for you, unlike his unlucky constituents.
@davidmweissman@HawleyMO Nice job @hawleyMO. You've completely convinced me that you aren't a total piece of shit.
Wait, that's wrong. You literally encouraged insurrectionists, and i hope you're up next for impeachment.
"But who will delicately threaten the Democrats during the trial?!" you protest
@hisey_mike @J_Mei21 @BMeiselas@funder Every time I see Hawley speak, he acts like he's asking a slippery "gotcha!" question that is easily answered or refuted by the other person. It's bizarre.
The next time you hear Republicans in Congress accuse AOC of being divisive, please remind them that she used her platform to raise more than $3M for a red state.
Ted Cruz has chosen a career in politics, when he could have clearly become a successful meteorologist for the daily forecast in Trump's asshole.
@tedcruz@Sethrogen
@davidmweissman Are you sure you don't want to put thinly-veiled threats in the form of a question?
You know, like Hawley and Cruz? As long as it's Jeopardy format, it's admissible!
@RepRaskin for our next move, can we introduce legislation that would prevent the thinly-veiled political threats like those posed by @tedcruz and Josh Hawley?
The Jeopardy format, "As long as it's in the form of a question!" seems inappropriate for this setting.