My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
Wait do y’all remember when I planned and executed a dress code protest in 8th grade LOL y’all should’ve known I was going to pursuer investigative journalism and try to combat corruption <3
2nd year in a row we’ve ended up with multiple players on the first team. Great, and well-deserved recognition for @calcoleman7 and @VisscherAlex as they were a big part of our playoff run this year! #brightfuture#redwolfnation