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sluggish, lazy, stupid, unconcerned

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

Cesar Milan was punching the shit out of those dogs

[Warren @swd2]

Mike Lindell on his way to tell daddy Trump how the mean people cheated him out of his election

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Many are calling it the most haunted place ever

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

They cut roughly 10 feet off an ancient Native American mound in the Mississippi Delta and built a mansion on top of what remained.

The mound is still 26 feet tall.

Mont Helena might be the most American-looking archaeological site I’ve ever seen.

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

everyone from Indiana can shoot a 3 even the children

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why does my cat get scared when I walk around the corner? bro I live here

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

"love is being gay" -@benaveryisgood

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I love that Google is useless now because of AI

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

my favorite word rn is dichotomy

top tier word

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My little brother (16) sent me some pics of my yearbook photo from highschool. "really old yearbooks"

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

The existence of ground beef implies the existence of a more free, almost ethereal, sky beef

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

@hondadeal4vets Love you Joe keep spittin truth

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

Goals for the new year (late):
Be lighthearted
Stop taking self so seriously
Have self respect

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

My job is so unserious...

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

@thesidtuation 😳this is a central tenet of mine

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Mfs be named Will and won't be doing anything

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

Ceiling fan evil

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

Big deal If I had 7 million I could make some good moves too.. Ever heard of Gary, Indiana?

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

Been a while since I've played McDonald's monopoly and I'm itching for a fix

[BAILEY @BaileySulayman]

Melania looks like she’s about to pop out from behind a bush with a tommy gun

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Dear Twitter Friends, I like to watch & count birds in the morning. I've made friends with a humming bird.