bay

excellent fun ‘til you get to know her

[bay @Bailey_H13]

Mom asked me why I still charge therapy to her credit card so I said “you break it, you buy it” and she did not find it funny which is good because I wasn’t joking

[Meg ✨ @Spaceysoka]

I just do not understand the appeal of this man. He’s such a loser

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

i will kill myself and put you in my suicide note

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

how are you still straight at 25. grow up

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

I love it when two hot doctors date

#LoveIsBlind

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

graphic design major here! the reasons why this logo works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

everyone quit your job and meet me in the park

[Nick Lindquist @nick_lindquist]

millennials have lived through:

- 2 recessions
- 9/11
- iraq & afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- donna kelce home renovation

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me

[miia @miiagarro]

y’all are using your crystals so wrong

put them in a sock and start swinging

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

dating someone that doesnt like coffee is ok just get them a pup cup whenever you order

[Harshit.exe @ishtwts]

Everyone talks about how instagram is bad for mental health but what about jira?

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

My God it’s Julius Pepperwood

Nick Miller you son of a bitch, you did it.

[punchable whack white hipster bitch @hamstorm69]

All of these monkeys are on thin ice with me, betray him again I dare you