You can’t be naked. You can’t poop outside. Nipples are bad. Unless you have a penis. Unless you identify as a girl with that penis. Then it’s back to bad. Paper straws in plastic cups. What a strange place this world is.
Life in 2022: wants to like cannabis and wear bikinis and believe in the plan of salvation with their husband and child*
World: racist! Closed minded sinner. Hypocrite.
Life in 2022: wants to have sex with other men’s but holes instead of with women and never reproduce*
World: We totally love and support you and your individuality we’re sorry for the mean haters