Mary Baird

The chapter’s after college just get better and better!

[chlo is short n’ spooky! 🦇 @decodemj]

HE’S DEFROSTED HAPPY THRILLERWEEN

[g ★ @thrillerjaafr]

HAPPY THRILLERWEEN

[loon @forevrmichael]

imagine hating me and i’m just in my room like this

[Emi @rememberthebite]

ITS OCTOBER YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[Michael Jackson @michaeljackson]

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson - “When I hear the name Michael Jackson, I think of brilliance, of dazzling stars, lasers and deep emotions. I adore Michael Jackson.” – Michael’s dear friend and legendary actress Elizabeth Taylor.

[ari .˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. @spideysjaafar]

me if you even care

[ִֶָ @TextosAdictivos]

como me siento cuando empiezo a emocionarme con algo

[Mary Baird @BairdMary06]

Me realizing I get to go back to the Sphere in December.

[Mary Baird @BairdMary06]

Watching this live was awesome

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

“Michael” is about to reach $900 million at the box office!!

[Kush @kushika_twt]

"Your generation is very technologically advanced"

Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

the forces of horror are BACK 🎪

Jack The Clown and Dr. Oddfellow return to wreak havoc together at this year's Halloween Horror Nights. u ready? #HHN35

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Getting older is realizing no couples actually cuddle while they sleep.
They say goodnight, roll over, one snores all night while the other scrolls social media until their eyes burn.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.
I LOVE THEM.

[Rach @Rach_Marss]

This is 99.9% of my brain capacity 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kiran @KiranTheNomad]

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

[Allison Waite @nosilla38]

A Super Bowl with

No Chiefs.
No Eagles.
No Steelers.

THANK YOU GOD.