gloriathescientist🌸

She’s Chels💙

[Goatbappe🪐 @kyksthetic]

So they gave up on signing Rodri just so that crybaby would sign his contract and now Rodri might end up at Barca while we’re stuck with the same midfield just with Bernardo added

Then after another trophyless season they’ll be pointing fingers at the same scapegoat again ✌️

[ً 💍 @clubfaist]

if mbappé had acted like vini is acting now JSJJSJS god forbid

[gloriathescientist🌸 @BakaGloria]

@noir5u @clubfaist He hasn’t won anything because the midfield and defense is shit. You ppl act like football is tennis. It’s 11 v 11

[h ୨୧ saw bnd x2 🕸️ @zdayaholland]

one thing about tom and zendaya is that they've been consistent from day one about keeping their relationship private. so seeing people stalk their friends and family's accounts for information, and giving tabloids more excuses to invade their lives isn't "being a fan."

[Sloeyy™ (Mbappeballondor2026) @joel_lottin67]

Mbappé endured boos, benchings, and months of public pressure from PSG, and still left without this level of social media theatrics. If you claim to love a club, maybe act like it.

[(JK) @jkrmcf]

He is everywhere 😭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

FaceTiming me is for VIP members only.

[TheGrEAtGuYLaNRaY @LaNRaY_SHeeRan]

Some Madrid fans genuinely need to seek help.
Only you hate Messi, the second greatest player ever after Ronaldo. Only you hate Mbappe, your own top scorer over the last two seasons. Only you hate an 18-year-old kid like Mastantuono. Only you hate Huijsen and Carreras.
Alonso left for Chelsea, and somehow you carried your hatred to Chelsea too. Now you don’t even want Diomande at Madrid.
The Only thing you like is Cosmetic junior
At this point mehn… are you people not loved at home? 😭

[Wolfe @Wollffe1]

Vini will keep sabotaging kylian. I can say this confidently. Real Madrid will win nothing if vinu stays. His jealous for kylian is stronger than his love for Madrid. Assuming he even loves Madrid in the first place.

[Etihad Intel @etihadintel]

Agents and influencers are working very hard but Manchester City have no interest in Pedro Neto. It remains to be seen if Enzo Maresca sanctions the sale of Savinho. Currently it feels unlikely.

[Adebayo @Bayolatunde]

I’m a simple man, I see any twitter story with more than 2 paragraphs, I ignore it.

[John H O N E S T Y (this is my only account) @JohnHonesty__]

Vini publicly shouting "I'm leaving this club" mid-game and throwing a tantrum in front of millions watching on TV and destroying Xabi's promising project.

Tchouaméni beating Valverde up.

The reward? Peak CR7 and peak Zidane contract renewals. Perez's Real Madrid these days

[John H O N E S T Y (this is my only account) @JohnHonesty__]

What I genuinely don't understand is why some Vini cultists turned even his renewal into an excuse to attack Mbappé.

Ever since Mbappé arrived, every time Vini faced criticism or controversy, Mbappé was always the first (and sometimes the only) to publicly defend him. He's done

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

I swear to God some of you don’t even know what a toxic workplace is or means😂

My first job at Ibadan, a supervisor once told me to stand up from my desk and face the tv as punishment.

I laughed and walked out of the building.

The other agents screamed out in excitement.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

I feel so bad when I can’t hold conversations, like sorry for being boring hey 😭😭😭

[gloriathescientist🌸 @BakaGloria]

@_nahmt Are you sure??

[Finn @folalovesmilfs]

Mbappe didn’t do Nysc and he’s doing fine

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

La teoría de que a los hombres no les gusta zendaya porque no la pueden sexualizar me parece totalmente acertada.

[Shira @shira_rey]

La définition d’un one-season wonder

[muna. @yourmuna00]

i lied. i actually love school. i love learning. i love getting smarter. i love all that big-brain shit 😭