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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
Jew. Baker. Other words the powers that be won't let me put here. Tommy Shelby shot me right in the f*cking face.
#RazorsReborn
=MC/OC/Parody/
#Twisted
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Ain't telling.
Joined March 2020
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
almost 2 years ago
Me and Thomas have some history, now don’t we?
cinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic
almost 2 years ago
Tom Hardy as Alfie Solomons in Peaky Blinders is something else.
TheCinesthetic's tweet video.
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
almost 2 years ago
@TheHouseBurns
May want to rethink that, mate.
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
almost 2 years ago
@TheHouseBurns
Well good job, old man. Right fucking aces.
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
almost 2 years ago
I remember that Changretta lot. Funny accents. Big mouths.
Thomas Michael Shelby.
@TheHouseBurns
almost 2 years ago
[Hisses] Changretta
Who to follow
Thomas Michael Shelby.
@TheHouseBurns
тнaт'ѕ тнe langυage oғ vendeттa. тнey тooĸ one oғ oυrѕ, we тaĸe тwo oғ тнeιrѕ ~ you made me whole again, @TwistedRebekah |RP/MC| #PeakyBlinders/#TVD #Mostro
C. |Parody|
@OfBurningAngels
❝You might wanna stick your ego up your ass❞ COO at Shelby Co. Ltd. I'm yours, @PeakyTim |RP/MC| #Mostro
Twisted_Rebekah (parody)
@TwistedRebekah
By blood or by bond, nothing's more important than family. #MikBorgia / https://t.co/4zD0ryf1QY =MC/#Parody/#Twisted= @TheHouseBurns: My gasoline since 6/27/19.
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@TheHouseBurns
@TwistedRebekah
@SassNSage
@ScornedVVitch
@MyScarsAreMaps
@SpitefulVillian
@fanged_spaniard
@DeadAuntPolly
@VillrKonungr
@DirewolfPhantom
@HomicidalHybrid
@VaticScribe
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
[Shock has my mouth popped open.] Am I the only one who sees what an absolute load of shit this is? My mate, is up there on death’s door for no other reason that who he is mated to.
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@fanged_spaniard
@MyScarsAreMaps
@SpitefulVillian
@DeadAuntPolly
@SassNSage
@TwistedRebekah
@TheHouseBurns
@VillrKonungr
@DirewolfPhantom
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
Come on now, Elijah. You’re a man of the world. You deal in numbers and hard facts. [I wave a hand.] Tell me you see how Ragnar is a better fit for your sister there with the torture chambers, and the reputation she has, and the list of enemies long as my fucking arm.
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@SpitefulVillian
That they would, mate. That they would.
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@SpitefulVillian
@SassNSage
@TwistedRebekah
@TheHouseBurns
@MyScarsAreMaps
@fanged_spaniard
@VillrKonungr
@DeadAuntPolly
@DirewolfPhantom
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
[My head snaps to the direction of the crash.] What in the absolute fuck is it with these originals and throwing shit? You'd think with them being old as shit, they'd have more class. [I point at Polly.] A habit which our Thomas has picked up.
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
Don't listen to a word he says, Rebekah. Your name has spilled from his lips now and then. Especially when he's sleeping.
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
Don't know what the fuss is about. Ragnar is a much better fit for Rebekah. Bet her brothers would agree.
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@DeadAuntPolly
@TwistedRebekah
@MyScarsAreMaps
@fanged_spaniard
@SpitefulVillian
@TheHouseBurns
@DirewolfPhantom
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
But—and here is the part where fate has stepped in—their bond is… [I spread my hands.] …corrupted to shit.
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@TwistedRebekah
@MyScarsAreMaps
@fanged_spaniard
@SpitefulVillian
@DeadAuntPolly
@TheHouseBurns
@DirewolfPhantom
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
— to be dead. Poor bastard wakes up on his ship surrounded by water and without the lovely blonde. [I check the door then go back to Polly.] No break up. No hate. No his heart on her wall. The perfect pick to take Rebekah off Tommy’s hands. [I nod.] A brilliant idea.
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@TwistedRebekah
@MyScarsAreMaps
@fanged_spaniard
@SpitefulVillian
@DeadAuntPolly
@TheHouseBurns
@DirewolfPhantom
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
[Edging forward gets me close enough that I can speak low.] Did you know that Ragnar and Rebekah used to be an item. [I point.] To be more specific, Ragnar was the first man to ever /touch/ said Original Sister. Enter some wolves, biting and blood, and Ragnar is thought —
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
Elijah, is that a proposition of a sexual nature? Cause it sure fucking sound like it is, mate.
Elijah Mikaelson {Parody}
@SpitefulVillian
about 2 years ago
I could eat him??? I'm willing to take one for the team 😁
Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@TheHouseBurns
@MyScarsAreMaps
@DeadAuntPolly
@TwistedRebekah
@SpitefulVillian
@DirewolfPhantom
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@fanged_spaniard
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
— have employed my own plan to perform a Rebekah-ectomy.
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@TheHouseBurns
@MyScarsAreMaps
@DeadAuntPolly
@TwistedRebekah
@SpitefulVillian
@DirewolfPhantom
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@fanged_spaniard
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
[Being strategic on a fucking biblical scale, I pull out my phone and set some Mozart to play. Then, I take a seat next to Thomas’ dear old aunt.] I, for one, am fucking tired of seeing Thomas bear the brunt of the fucktastical happenings of the Original Family, and as such —
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@TwistedRebekah
@SpitefulVillian
@DeadAuntPolly
@TheHouseBurns
@DirewolfPhantom
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@fanged_spaniard
@MyScarsAreMaps
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
-- Despite the years, I'm still not used to how you get in and put of places, Polly. What I wouldn't give for a talent like that.
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@TwistedRebekah
@SpitefulVillian
@DeadAuntPolly
@TheHouseBurns
@DirewolfPhantom
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@fanged_spaniard
@MyScarsAreMaps
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
[Being careful not to attract too much attention to myself isn't too difficult, with the three women intently sizing the other up in their little circle. I motion for Polly to follow me into the library, closing the glass double doors when she fades from view.] __
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Alife Solomons (parody)
@BakerNoMore
about 2 years ago
@DeadAuntPolly
@TheHouseBurns
@DirewolfPhantom
@TwistedRebekah
@SpitefulVillian
@VillrKonungr
@SassNSage
@HomicidalHybrid
@ScornedVVitch
@VaticScribe
@fanged_spaniard
@MyScarsAreMaps
@DomusAutemBovis
@_AngelofTorment
@loyalcountess
@WiserManForIt
@PyrrhicSurvival
Now, Polly Gray, ghostly eavesdropper that you are, you tell me if my words were wrong. [I smack my lips.] The answer, the only answer, you can give is “No, Alife, your words were not wrong.”
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