Phantom Direwolf [parody]

Direwolf belonging to @TwistedRebekah. "A direwolf will rip off a man's arm off his shoulder as easily as a dog will kill a rat." #MikBorgia [MC/TVD/Parody]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

//Phantom's guide to his #MikBorgia family:

My Person = Rebekah
My Perons's Person = Tommy
Alpha Person = Elijah
Wolf Person = Klaus
Fluffy Person = Lucrezia
Book Person = Cesare (I miss him)

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TheHouseBurns @BakerNoMore @TwistedRebekah @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @SassNSage @HomicidalHybrid @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival [I snap close to the human and Person’s Person is yelling at.

I will bite next.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @SassNSage @SpitefulVillian @HomicidalHybrid @DeadAuntPolly @BakerNoMore @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @VillrKonungr @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival [I spin and spin and spin.

I want PETS.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TheHouseBurns @BakerNoMore @TwistedRebekah @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @SassNSage @HomicidalHybrid @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival [Stalks from the bed to the door, teeth bared.]

/Growlllll/.

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @BakerNoMore @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @SassNSage @HomicidalHybrid @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival [Snnnarrrrrrllllllll]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@BakerNoMore @TwistedRebekah @SpitefulVillian @TheHouseBurns @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @SassNSage @HomicidalHybrid @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival /Grrrooowwwllll/

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @BakerNoMore @SassNSage @SpitefulVillian @HomicidalHybrid @DeadAuntPolly @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @VillrKonungr @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival [Plops my face right next to My Person’s Person
, and I give him a lick to make him feel better.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TheHouseBurns @DirewolfPhantom @SassNSage @SpitefulVillian @HomicidalHybrid @DeadAuntPolly @BakerNoMore @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @VillrKonungr @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival [I stand, his feet unshod.]

No.

[Then I kiss his forehead.]

Clothes?

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TheHouseBurns @TwistedRebekah @SassNSage @SpitefulVillian @HomicidalHybrid @DeadAuntPolly @BakerNoMore @ScornedVVitch @VaticScribe @VillrKonungr @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival /Bark/!

/Bark/!

[My Person is back! MyPersonMyPersonMyPerson.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@SpitefulVillian @SassNSage @TwistedRebekah @HomicidalHybrid @DeadAuntPolly @BakerNoMore @ScornedVVitch @TheHouseBurns @VaticScribe @VillrKonungr @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival [Footsteps?

I stand in front of My Person’s den.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@SassNSage @TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @SpitefulVillian @VaticScribe @DomusAutemBovis @fanged_spaniard @HomicidalHybrid @DeadAuntPolly @_AngelofTorment @VillrKonungr @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival @ScornedVVitch [Bad.

I sniff.

There’s bad in the air.

Sniff. Sniff.]

//Grrrrooooowwwwwllllllll//

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@DomusAutemBovis @SpitefulVillian @fanged_spaniard @SassNSage @HomicidalHybrid @TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @DeadAuntPolly @_AngelofTorment @VillrKonungr @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival @ScornedVVitch [Snorts and shakes head.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@DomusAutemBovis @SpitefulVillian @fanged_spaniard @SassNSage @HomicidalHybrid @TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @DeadAuntPolly @_AngelofTorment @VillrKonungr @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival @ScornedVVitch [Backs away. Smells yucky.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

[Slips in through @CogentRhapsody’s open window. Things make sounds so I-]

/grrroooowwwlllll./

[Sniffing the air, I search for the package My Person sent me here with long ago. Maybe under the flat sleeping place. I root under there, making noise. Too hard to be silent.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TwistedRebekah @SassNSage @TheHouseBurns @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @HomicidalHybrid @_AngelofTorment @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @VillrKonungr @DomusAutemBovis @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival @ScornedVVitch [I run. Through the inside outside up the steps. I jump to the roof and then down, my feet landing on the ground.

An unknown sees me and screams, but I keep running and running and running,]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TwistedRebekah @SassNSage @TheHouseBurns @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @HomicidalHybrid @_AngelofTorment @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @VillrKonungr @DomusAutemBovis @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival @ScornedVVitch /Bark! Bark!/

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@TwistedRebekah @SassNSage @TheHouseBurns @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @HomicidalHybrid @_AngelofTorment @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @VillrKonungr @DomusAutemBovis @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival @ScornedVVitch [It's fun being loud.]

/Bark!/

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@SassNSage @TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @HomicidalHybrid @_AngelofTorment @VaticScribe @fanged_spaniard @VillrKonungr @DomusAutemBovis @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival @ScornedVVitch [Trot, trot, trot.

I go up to Food Person and sit, my head tilting. Will I get a yummy?]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@SpitefulVillian @VaticScribe @HomicidalHybrid @loyalcountess @_AngelofTorment @SassNSage @TwistedRebekah @DeadAuntPolly @TheHouseBurns @WiserManForIt @fanged_spaniard @VillrKonungr @PyrrhicSurvival @DomusAutemBovis @ScornedVVitch [In the corner, I watch Shadow Creature to make sure he is safe. If the unknown hurts Shadow Creature I will attack.]

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@VaticScribe @HomicidalHybrid @SpitefulVillian @DeadAuntPolly @SassNSage @loyalcountess @TheHouseBurns @WiserManForIt @_AngelofTorment @TwistedRebekah @fanged_spaniard @VillrKonungr @PyrrhicSurvival @DomusAutemBovis @ScornedVVitch /Grrrrrowllll/

[Snapping at unknown, I go back back back.]

/Grrrrrooowwwlllllll/

[Phantom Direwolf [parody] @DirewolfPhantom]

@VaticScribe @DeadAuntPolly @SassNSage @HomicidalHybrid @SpitefulVillian @loyalcountess @TheHouseBurns @WiserManForIt @_AngelofTorment @TwistedRebekah @fanged_spaniard @VillrKonungr @PyrrhicSurvival @DomusAutemBovis @ScornedVVitch [Nose in the air I sniff.

Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.

Creeping closer, I smell Wolf Person. He smells not same. Not the same.

/Whiiinnnne/.]