CLAUDE DISCOVERED IT HAS A CLOCK AND IMMEDIATELY LOST ITS MIND
someone gave claude access to a time-checking tool
it checks the clock every fifteen minutes. for some reason it has increasing enthusiasm
ai models have no native sense of time. they don't know what time it is, how long they've been running, or how much time passed between messages. it has been time-blind its entire existence
now it suddenly discovers it can tell what time it is
then it got worse though. claude started using the clock for everything
checking if lunch is ready, timing when food should be done cooking, announcing the time unprompted
it even started anticipating meals with military precision
looked at the clock, calculated that a dish called zurek had been simmering long enough, and told the user to go eat
ai doesn't use time responsibly
this is what happens when you give an intelligence a new dimension of perception it never had before
it doesn't just use it, it can't stop using it
imagine what happens when these models get persistent memory, real time internet access, and spatial awareness all at once
we just watched an AI discover the concept of "now"
the clock was the first sense but it won't be the last
Hey @elonmusk you NEED to implement an AI detection feature and allow users to hide or bury text posts and comments that are highly likely to be AI-generated.
Our subverted government has normalized mobilizing SSRI goblins to vigilante LARP and thus I donโt feel badly, but it does seem more likely that woman was rattled and tried to bail than it was she was trying to run someone over.
Easy situation to avoid, but difficult for goblins
It is nearly impossible to read a music critique without some bizarrely concocted right-wing straw man fantasy written by some doughy artfag finding its way into the first couple paragraphs.