Scoot McNoot

I have the best legs in the family and the smoothest bottom

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My partner Adriana is so beautiful, responsible and curvaceous that it is a wonder the world functioned before their existence 😌

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Adriana is so beautiful and funny I swear no one could do it like them - Adriana

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@vincestaples It’s good bein me

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Anyone ever think about how Snoop Dogg has a fursona?

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@Lucia_Bell @southern_belch It was fine.

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@Lucia_Bell @southern_belch “And it was better than good. It was it was…so good. Almost great. No. I’ll say it. It was great. So great. I couldn’t believe how great it was.”

Literally this formula is 70% of the talking and then 20% straight quotes from the Bible. Then screaming.

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80% of the people on Twitter:

Oh I learned a new word relating to mental health I better diagnose myself with it and make a post about it

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@jakob_mier @Lil__Sneaks @JaredWaves I’m gonna fucking cry. I’m so happy for you, buddy!

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5 years ago I worked at Books-a-million. Look at me now.

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I HAVE THE AUX CABLE IM PLAYING HARMS WAY ON THE BEACH

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@madeleinesibley He’s got a lot of good opinions I’m shocked someone procreated with him

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“If my wife got paralyzed, I’d leave her.”
-guy in a room with me

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@AustinnBainn Allowed

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If your favorite pizza is a bbq pizza you need to get the fuck out

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It’s 9pm on the first day of the bachelor party and no one is trying to match my drunkenness

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I think I’m just gonna live tweet this ascension parish cop talking

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This mans face looks like he’s a racist D student

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If anyone tells me the phrase “led to Christ” I know I don’t wanna finish that conversation

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“IM GONNA CAUSE PROBLEMS TONIGHT!”
5 minutes later

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Of all my anime loves I wanna give big smelly mean stupid Guts a big ol hug the most