jane street, the quant firm with a reported $39.6 bn in trading revenue in 2025, built its own card game to teach trading.
it's called figgie. four minutes to read the other players, work out what the cards are worth and decide what you're willing to pay.
here's one example of what they're teaching: a trader bids 3 chips for a card he's happy to buy at 6.
two of its traders explain why.
🚨 Never forget…
Your whole idea of buying every dip through ETF and chill is a 13-year illusion.
100 years of S&P 500 real returns, split into regimes:
– 1928-1948: 0.6% a year
– 1949-1968: 12.7%
– 1969-1984: 0.5%
– 1985-1999: 15.1%
– 2000-2012: -0.8%
– 2013-2025: 11.8%
Notice the rhythm. A golden era, then a dead one.
Feast, famine, feast, famine.
Not one regime in a century simply continued.
The long-term average of 7% real that everyone plans with? Almost no generation actually experienced it. You got 12%, or you got zero.
The average is a fiction made of two extremes.
Everyone who started investing after 2009 has only known the feast. Buy the dip worked every single time. Not because it's a law. Because you happened to live inside the blue bar.
But the current run is already as long and as rich as the two golden eras before it. And every one of them ended the same way: not with a warning, with a decade.
Mean reversion doesn't announce itself. It just stops paying.
The next 0.5% decade will feel impossible right up until it starts. It always has.
Years Ago, I Emailed ICT Asking:
“HOW DO I KNOW WHEN A FAIR VALUE GAP SHOULDN’T CLOSE IN?”
Then I stumbled upon this ICT video:
Signatures in Anticipating A Breakaway Gap.
If you trade FVGs & IFVGs, this might be your HOLY GRAIL video.
Man, I wish I found this earlier.
@cjoye Pretty insane to think Australia hasn’t had a 10% decline before just shows how corrupted the governments have been to push prices to insane levels
A trader who’s compounded at 60% a year with a Sortino over 2 on why he refuses to compete with the pods on their timeframe:
Joe Walsh is the Founding Partner of hedge fund Code Partners.
Joe Walsh explains:
“The first thing I think about is time horizon.”
“I don’t want to be valuing a security on a three to six month timeframe where I’m competing against a very well-resourced, motivated person inside one of these firms with way better corporate access, way better short-term information, proprietary data sets.”
“You’ve got to pick your time horizons to be avoiding very good players. You’ve got to pick your sectors where all the pods who used to do that have been shut down and all the investors have given up.”
“The game selection aspect is running away from competition, and that’s where greater inefficiency by definition lives. There are huge pockets of that in the equity market today.”
“If you think you’re going to have a huge edge trading European industrials on a three-month timeframe, I would politely disagree.”
“We have huge edge in timeframes greater than 12 months, in sectors and markets that are just not as competitive. It’s not worth their time, when they’re running $100 billion levered multiple times, to muck around in names with $10, 20, 30 million a day of liquidity.”
“The capacity I could run money with is very attractive, to single digit billions, and still have a huge edge and still remain very liquid.”
'New Zealand house prices crash back to 2017, prices have fallen nearly 30%' (if this happened here, prices going back to 2017 levels, would equal 40%-50% crash) #ausbiz#housing
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-$15,000. Short liquidated.
People warned me not to post this, saying you'd lose respect for me.
But I want to show you the real me, not just the wins.
In trading, you win and you lose, over and over.
Anyone who says they always make big money trading is lying.
Commodity market guru Jeff Currie on how the global energy crisis is about to get EVEN WORSE:
“Did the Europeans ever refill their storage of gas going into this winter? Nope, they’re super far behind. So what do you think is going to happen come November?… You have diesel [prices] already at record levels… We’re going to run into very severe shortages on a global basis.”
STAY LONG DIESEL AND NATURAL GAS.
I’m fucking crying bro her dad was a Sudanese warlord who abducted hundreds of child soldiers. Dozens of them died of starvation according to this report by Human Rights Watch
She was posting pics of her Dad on Instagram this week
You could not even make this up
Reality has outpaced satire, we are in a simulation.