no disrespect to the king but his blanket ban on vagabonds and brigands is incredibly shortsighted, like okay so suddenly my merry band of singing thieves and rogues are suddenly evil? we literally just did a whole musical number about our lot in life and how free we are, wtf man
living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
hey. im really sorry that my squire bit your squire the other day. yeah, we put him down today. dont worry dont worry, rest assured it was very very painful
There was a beautiful moth in my apartment. We very quickly became friends. Oh how we played! The joy! But then it spurned me. Insulted me. I threw it out into the hallway. It rammed itself into my door over and over, begging for my forgiveness. I fell asleep on the floor