Daniel Balkwill

Author of 'An Island Paradise', a romcom based in Seychelles.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sad to see him this way

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

That’s never a good sign.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The BBC have declared war with Italy.

[Daniel Balkwill @Balky2013]

@MALES_23 Ah, memories! How are you fella?

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What an outstanding artist @celeste is. Her latest single, ‘Tonight, tonight’ is awesome 👏👌👍

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@GoCornwallBuses when is next bus from clock garage the rock to port issac. Your time table says 6pm. Can you please confirm

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I’ve just heard someone on the radio describe #prosecco as ‘lady petrol’. Wonderful.

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@MyIvyDiary That sausage sandwiches are delicious and sinful, in equal measure.

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@MALES_23 Good tactic so that no one else is around to witness you shank your tee shot into the trees 😉 #bananashot #Malesfail #HappyNY

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@MALES_23 Hello mate. Hope you and family are all ok. I fear our club have a few too many Neanderthals like this one!! 👋

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@TshepiMolisana Cool, this is merely a theory and not based on personal tragedy.

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@TshepiMolisana Use a breville. That way you won’t have to worry about falling asleep and incinerating your house/apartment.

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How BBC sports commentators deal with the #Coronavirus #lockdown

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Daniel Balkwill @Balky2013]

A perfect guide to keeping up your spirits during self isolation #coronavirus

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Are locksmiths key workers?

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Slow news day?

[Catherine Mayer @catherine_mayer]

Not sure where this comes from, but it is *genius*

[Daniel Balkwill @Balky2013]

@CrapTaxidermy Well done to you and thanks for all the laughs from this awesome profile.