Jason Ballantine

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

It’s been 20 years, do you think Scottie at least has a hunch? #scottiedoesntknow

[Plex @plex]

He must convince him to WHAT

[Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine]

I know that HOUSTON ENERGY didn’t come from the Texas power grid.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

Buffalo chicken dip is the best when is it cooler than third degree burns but warmer than cold than cement.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

@NVIDIAGeForce @ASUS #alonrtx just to replace my GTX970

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[FanDuel Sports Network South @FanDuelSN_SO]

Shout out to the @Phillies and @kschwarb12 for retrieving Matt Olson's 50th home run ball 🫡

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

I don’t want to be filthy rich, just rich enough where I don’t feel concern over ordering food at a Disney restaurant.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

@ajcwsbtraffic gas leak at Chamblee Tucker and Hood Ave. almost at the end of Peachtree Dekalb’s runway.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

I am at the age where a Mountain Dew and pop tart for breakfast does more harm than good.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

Packing underwear for a trip is weird - how many times do you plan on shitting yourself?

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

My new favorite thing is checking the ride wait times at @WaltDisneyWorld during spring break from the comforts of home.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

Why am I getting targeted ads for 20 story cranes? I have been traveling all day - did I miss something?

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

The Venmo diagram of people who love #bucees and those that watch #yellowstone is just a circle.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

@FortniteGame I can’t complete the quest to get the skin.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

I love having to show my receipt after using the self checkout at #walmart - it’s like a performance review for a job I don’t want and I am over qualified for.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

Driving my wife’s van, wearing a Metallica shirt I bought at Target listening to a playlist of pop songs covered by metal bands sums up my vibe right now.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

@walmart where they make you feel like a criminal because they don’t employee enough cashiers.

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

The excitement is building @Yumbii

[Jason Ballantine @Ballantine]

Just want to say “you’re welcome” to all the other homes in my @GeorgiaPower group - for insuring our average usage is way up. #itshotashell #whatdoyoukeepyourthermostaton #homelab