Kyle Jacobs

I am Lord Ballhardimus master of all game.

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

The Beavis he likes to run, the Beavis he likes to swim, we got Beavis in the pouch with that nigga named sonny Jim

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Lately I've been feeling like John salmons.

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

@admixa spider monkey

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Grissom with the Gravis man I smell like Grundy!

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Plaxico purest is my cartel name

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Gallinari has the key to fort Knox

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Ah yes! My birthday is in six days!

-Lord Ballhardimus

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

I'm sick of all these Jesuit backstabbers

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Nigga in the club lookin just like jay bilas

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

I am Jesus Christ! I have defeated prophet mohamadd in a sword fight. Christianity!

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

My serial killer name is Chalkrates

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

If you ain't getting high on your own supply than who's shit is it

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

@D1ckSoB1g not a strong plot

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

@D1ckSoB1g skyfall was wack

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

It's about time y'all niggaz packed your pemmican!

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Deez niggaz want hold me back

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Danny Turek where you at

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

@TheSchiemDemon @chriscam20 lol for I am Jesus

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Flex Adams

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Fuck Sosa and the Dias bros.