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The Scotty Pippen of @vardagen (also brand manager)

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@bernsteind @reservoirfarms I have no business being here besides being in awe at all of this. And strawberries but this looks so cool

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@returntoquality @polderfamily Guaranteed absolute gem incoming.

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@sportdrink These are absolutely insane. But boy am I in.

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@boxcardavid I need everyone at the coffee shop to know I love actuators

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@kaiarhodes @ThaaatColin Yeah I want nothing to do with this

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@returntoquality @TheMasters @SecRollins We need more mills built in the US! We grow it here but ship it all out.

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@therealmcnair @TheMasters We grow a ton of cotton here but ship to China. We need to build more cotton mills here. Down to only about 100 mills in the US.

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Taking a redeye allows you to hear how many people have sleep apnea. 😴💤

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@JoshuaNewton @Dyson It’s really happening!! Send me out a pack!

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@giveashitnature It’s like going back to how nature intended really does work

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@FootballCravee He missed coach talking in his ear during the game so he made it permanent.

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@chrishume_ Lmao the “thanks dear”

So accurate

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@steppedenizen Oh so you went to Disneyland?

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@chrishume_ No they are not

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@jeffinvenice @venice_inc Might have to cruise over to check it out after we close up shop for the day on Abbot. When are you guys there?

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This week’s haul on https://t.co/Ne3ccSPALy

All these products are high-quality, American made, and free of plastic slop.

Been quite busy with my Real Job™ lately so I haven’t had much time for product research and UI improvements. But more good stuff is coming, Patriots.

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@DaddyAustin31 I am an orchard visionary afterall

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@jared_western I am folks. Fired up indeed