Sam Squantch

Yeah, I have 29 followers. Great comeback, genius.

Immediately muting anyone who says "retard" since it means you're just an Elon-wannabe edgelord child.

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@JanisK1953 @MAGAMAHACindy And the president is more than a man? Please explain in a way that can at all indicate you're not a cultist.

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@VOnafuye @NewsWire_US Derp, a 79-year-old who wears makeup made some people mad, LOL!

Grow up, loser.

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@amphibdoc @kodssansal @mccaffreyr3 @donwinslow Nope. What would that prove? You don't have to be there to see what kind of missile it is or to know who has them.

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@bv9122 @mccaffreyr3 Sure, whereas Trump only has literally hundreds of documented and childish lies.

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@BraydonMaz Right, because so many people are paying attention to legacy media these days. He ran an awful campaign and he's unlikeable AF, just admit it.

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@PatrickWCutler @Benben10001 I was going to write a real response to your silly post, but as soon then I saw "most Trump supporters are pretty cool" and you lost any credibility. Thanks for saving me the time!

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@Snowpuppy77 @RiskyPrediction @Tablesalt13 That doesn't answer the question. What wars has he ended?

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@Aaron7887184251 @davidhughes1113 @jackunheard You couldn't define "socialist" if your makeup-wearing king descended from his golden toilet and offered you $1M for it.

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@Aaron7887184251 @jackunheard Is this a parody account? I know Republicans are hysterical crybabies, but this is real over the top.

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@MissyIsMaga @GoodThingsOnly8 @elonmusk Hahaha, I would give either of you $100 bucks right now if you could even define "socialist."

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@WallStreetApes @JDVance "Everything I don't like is RIGGED!"

When did Republicans become such pussies?

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@r_aunt2512 @DTuskey @michaeljknowles And who pays the tariff?

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@michaeljknowles Yes you're clearly "simple," just not in the way you mean.

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@dominionspry @truckdriverpleb Don't forget how much he cost the taxpayer with a byelection after his constituents fired him and he wasn't man enough to go get a real job.

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@AprialBrooks @truckdriverpleb Remember when his constituents fired him and instead of getting a real job, he wasted $2m on a byelection so he could keep his taxpayer-funded house and salary?

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@truckdriverpleb GTFO. Pierre has been living off the taxpayer teat for 20-plus years while achieving nothing. And when voters fired him, he didn't have the backbone to fuck off and get a real job.

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@jakepaul Go get punched in the face, you stupid asshole.

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@KWheatley1 @jakepaul Waaah, the spanish-talking guy hurt my feewings!

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@AlecLace @votetimscott It's genuinely sad to watch people carry water for this old racist draft dodger covered in silk and orange makeup who doesn't give a shit about you. Get some self-respect, you toady.

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@elMagosmom @paul_doerner @votetimscott No it isn't; he doesn't have a point.