I just remembered Maryland's wins betting total was 4.5. Can you imagine taking the over, counting your money after a 4-0 start and then watching eight straight losses, including all the late-game teases capped by last night's ending?
The most prolonged bad beat in history.
One of my coworkers answers every “How are you?” With “ah you know, same shit, different paper”. Ranks up there with “if I was any better I’d have a twin”