MCB

Just a guy who loves happy hour, a good golf tan, 90's Rock, Seinfeld, misquoting mediocre comedies, the Ravens, and the O's

[MCB @_corbslite]

@eddiecheese09 This aged well

[MCB @_corbslite]

@QKessenich best bet for the derby? Coxhill is an old friend of mine

[MCB @_corbslite]

@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat The question on everyone’s mind is: is Jameis Winston elite?

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Jameis Winston's confidence hasn't wavered.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My gf @Grimezsz is mad at me

[MCB @_corbslite]

@BarstoolBigCat who knew John was such a big birdhouse guy?

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Coach Harbaugh was FIRED UP about that @Dev_Duv5 pick‼️

Tune into the #NFLDraft on ESPN, NFL Network and ABC.

[Cole @gamedaycole]

Let us never forget this all time great College Gameday moment, six years ago today in Fargo.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This really is the greatest commercial of all time https://t.co/4AsFht4FjQ

[MCB @_corbslite]

@Grubhub second time in a month you’ve taken over two hours to deliver my food from a restaraunt in the same zip code. Absolutely absurd! You’ve lost my business forever. @DoorDash @Caviar @Postmates bring this company down!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Congrats to Urban Meyer for notfying his superiors of something

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Bears are Back.

[MCB @_corbslite]

#SaluteToService

[MCB @_corbslite]

@Nick_Mosby @ElectRyanDorsey @CouncilmanETC @DowntownBalt @downtownkirby (2/2) I could give more, but I also already pay some of the highest property/income taxes in the country and look how far that’s gotten us. Also a tad short on pocket change since the President St. squeegee boys broke my windshield with a rock coming home from work last week.

[MCB @_corbslite]

@Nick_Mosby @ElectRyanDorsey @CouncilmanETC @DowntownBalt @downtownkirby These programs are limited by the availability of a budget surplus. Hard to produce those when you have a Mayor secretly taking squeegee boys out to Camden Yards for a ballgame/picnic w/o clearance. Same mayor promised 50k free lunches/bus to DC to students w/o permission (1/2)

[Paul-Fry 🇺🇸 @Paul_Fry_]

@RectorSun @MayorPugh50 Hold on, let me make sure I got this right:
The mayor of BALTIMORE is participating in a march against #GunViolence
I might have missed something, but isn't that a tad ironic and, dare I say, hypocritical?
https://t.co/Mk6gTnnNW2

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I really clicked on this because I needed to know if "chainsaw fight" meant two people, both armed with a chainsaw, were fighting. Sadly, that was not the case. It was one person. That's not a chainsaw fight. That's a fight with a chainsaw. Irresponsible journalism. I am appalled https://t.co/z3yiFe1dnV

[Army Football @ArmyWP_Football]

I will fight.

[MCB @_corbslite]

@emilyacaruso_ https://t.co/pUnZll9deH

[MCB @_corbslite]

@ElectRyanDorsey Every one of those cities also doesn’t have a horrendously underqualified city councilmen named Ryan Dorsey. Baltimore isn’t one of them.

[BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER @B1ackSchefter]

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