Zach Peretti

Former child

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@BenStandig Delane is listed at 5'11 182 lbs with 30" arms. Those are all below avg numbers. Not sure he should be considered an elite athlete. Seems like he is just the CB version of Tate (No elite tools, no true #1 upside, would be #2 at their position if not for injuries to McCoy/Tyson)

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@jsong52 Thanks Jason!!

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@Hamsturdam @JPFinlayNBCS Red Hog sounds like an STD

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@Hamsturdam @JPFinlayNBCS Don't do this to yourself lol

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@kingkincade @J23app I dont hate it as much as everyone else seems to but im still not giving Snyder any of my money lol

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@TheKarter4 @OKAY_its_Sherry @RapSheet "lmao thanks. I think I'm numb to any "breaking news" at this point. Until something actually happens I'm tired of hearing about it"

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

This man invented a device to "butter your corn cob" 😂

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@jsong52 Thanks Jason!!

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

@J_pisc I had to turn the volume up to hear that part. Insane that actually happened

[Zach Peretti @perettispagetti]

I seriously cannot believe an actual NFL head coach said this out loud

[Sean Paul @duttypaul]

In these covid times make sure u have the right temperature

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[uncle june @catholicguilter]

I think he did it, but I just can’t prove it