BamaFact (by Donnie T)

My name is Donnie T & these are my favorite things about my Best Friend Barak Bama. These are good facts that are true. REALLY true!! #BamaFact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

#LamestreamMedia makes me & Barak Bama seem like enemies but were BEST friends!! He tells me LOTS. Did u know:

-It only took Bama 4 yrs to graduate college
-He was original #Broadway cast of @HamiltonMusical (Eliza)
-Bama has THE softest hands

Follow me for THE BEST #bamafact !

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

I am banning Tik Tok becuz Barak Bama has trouble telling time. Thats what digital clocks are for!! Barak Bama needs help! Definitely not me!!
#TikTokIsAClockRight #TikTok #tiktokban #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

I meant TEXACO. Me and Barak Bama really needed gas on our road trip!!! #whathappensontheroad #roadTrip #bamafact

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Great to be in Texas!

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Barak Bama and me’s favorite show! I love the one where the bad guy gets away with it!!! #LawAndOrder @lawandordertv @LawandOrderSVU1 #bamafact

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LAW & ORDER!

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Barak Bama read me that story about the Trojan Horse over the phone during quarantine to lull me to sleep. I LOVE HORSIES!!! #horsehorsewhoreshorse #bamafact

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sleepy Joe Biden is just a Trojan Horse for the Radical Left Agenda. He will do whatever they want!

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

I meant RHINO Paul Ryan. Bought a zoo for Barak Bama’s birthday.... there’s also Camel-a Harris, John McCrane, & Mitch McConnell (he’s a 100 yr old tortoise). Shhhh....it’s a SURPRISE!!! #ZooThereItIs #bamafact #MitchMcConnell #KamalaHarris

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So the Washington Post is running the Reagan Foundation, and RINO Paul Ryan is on the Board of Fox, which has been terrible. We will win anyway, even with the phony @FoxNews suppression polls (which have been seriously wrong for 5 years)!

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

If I got a cat I’d name him Purrsident FurBama.

#Caturday #politikats #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

I #AcedTheCognitiveTestBy

....Cheating.

....Off Malia Bama’s school test.

....From third grade.

#plagerismmakesperfect #CognitiveTest #CognitiveTestChallenge #CognitivelyThere #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Of COURSE I passed the test. Been prepared for years. Sasha Bama tutored me when she was SIX!!!
#personwomanmancameratv #CognitiveTest #CognitivelyThere #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

@louisvirtel @MikeDrucker Barak Bama was on Jeopardy! in 1989. He didn’t mention me in his interview with Alex, but that’s just cuz he’s shy on camera. #WhatIsFriendship #WhoIsMyBestFriend #Jeopardy #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

@meyer2311 I almost forgot to!! Barak Bama texted me a reminder yesterday afternoon. Had to rush back from the Golf Course early....wouldve been my best game yet!! #TrumpPresser #TrumpPressConference #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

😍🥰😍

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

Retweet if your favorite President is Barack Obama.

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would be a Bama Breeze - 1 part rum, 1 part coconut, and 2 parts that feeling you get when Barak Bama smiles at you. #boozybama #bacardibama #bamafact

[Vanessa @Nessanator]

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would absolutely be a Four Loko...

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Barak Bama is as tall as he wants to be. #sixfootsix #79inches #MondayMotivation #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

I meant GRATE!! Kids these days don’t know how to shred their own cheese like when me and Barak Bama were growing up. #presidentialparm #governmentalgouda #bipartisanbrie #MAGA #MAGA2020 #bamafact

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

@Sethrogen @RobertW31788583 Barak Bama made me a ceramic Pink Piggy Bank once. He tried to tell me it was for Malia but I know that was to keep it a surprise!!! I keep candy I steal from babies in it. #oinkoinkoink #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Did u know.... Barak Bama was the first choice to play Maryanne on Gilligan’s Island. He PASSED. #moreofaginger #greathashtag #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Barak Bama makes a mean vegetarian lasagna....TASTES LIKE FREEDOM!!! #layersofhope #nomeatnoproblem #vegetarian #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Bought @JoeBiden this puppy today.... Maybe now he’ll let me and Barak Bama have some Alone Time!!! #puppypower #puppylove #dogdistraction #puppyplan #Dogs4Biden

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

@mmpadellan Ready for me and Barak Bama’s monthly dinner date. I’m cooking this time!! #bamabeans #lovelegumes #legumelegends #bamafact

[BamaFact (by Donnie T) @BamaFact]

Did you know Barak Bama makes his own cologne?! I spray it on my pillows every night.... It smells like campfire, raspberries and new golf carts!!! #JustWokeUpAnd #ItSmellsLikeFriendship #bamafact