Jordan Belfort

Love trading, the outdoors, and my family. Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor. My tweets are opinions and not intended to be taken as investment advice

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@DrRitaDed We don’t listen to or take you guys seriously anymore, just a heads up.

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@spencerpratt @GavinNewsom is the Michael Phelps of dishonesty. What an absolute cuck of a human

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@VigilantFox This is the biggest difference between liberals and conservatives. Liberals are so stuck on the actual numbers and can’t see past their noses and realize the # being 20,000 or 1.5 million doesn’t matter. It opens the door to an extreme possibility they think “surely won’t happen”

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Have you noticed that liberal justices suddenly call unborn babies ‘people with full rights’ the moment the topic changes from abortion to immigration?

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@dwightignite @MattWalshBlog “Making the law more accessible” referencing the writing of a ghetto teenager is quite the display of mental gymnastics…but, go off. Full stop.

[Felix | NYY.NEWS @_NYYNEWS]

JORGE POSADA: “I CAN’T WATCH TODAY’S BASEBALL.”

Yankees legend Jorge Posada, a 4-time World Series champion and one of the faces of the dynasty years, (The Core 4) did not hold back during his interview on Abriendo El Podcast.

Posada said today’s game has become too robotic, too obsessed with formulas, and too accepting of strikeouts.

“The baseball being played today is garbage,” Posada said.

He also pushed back hard on the analytics crowd trying to judge Derek Jeter’s defense strictly through modern numbers.

“You can’t judge Jeter through a computer.”

That line right there is pure old-school Yankees.

Posada came from an era where putting the ball in play mattered. Moving runners mattered. Taking pride in not striking out mattered. He said back then, striking out 100 times in a season felt like you were not doing your job.

Now? Guys can strike out constantly, hit 30 home runs, bat .202, and still get paid like stars.

His message was simple:

The game got smarter on paper, but dumber between the lines. #yankees #repbx

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@thesoulsinga @mychaelschnell He’s an elderly man you delusional fuck

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@Johnsmithpwri @seanhannity You either didn’t watch the video or are incompetent financially. He delayed the deadline and received bailouts from the state in the form of loans. That isn’t balancing anything, that’s kicking the can down the road. Wake tf up dude.

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

Hold on a minute…I thought y’all said he balanced the budget??

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[The Next Round @NextRoundLive]

"I think Auburn is straight up having the worst time of anyone in college football in the 2020s." 😳
The case against the Tigers this decade:

- 0-12 against rivals Alabama & Georgia
- 4-26 against ranked opponents (fewer than Vandy, Kentucky, and Arkansas)
- 3 coaches fired with eight-figure buyouts
- 0 bowl game victories

Auburn fans... how we feeling about this?

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Liberal white women will protest for women's rights on Saturday and spend Sunday defending the invasion of a culture treating women as property, little girls as brides, and r*pe as a man's right.

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@mattbegreatyt Accurate. He’s a good kid. He fucked up. Granted, he was victimized, but you still can’t commit a crime in retaliation. Sad all around. If the damn police would’ve done their job he wouldn’t be in this position. $250k is a ton of money

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@notazel22 @Mishigamaw @harks413 @StuffnThngs80 @DetroitOnLion “Death awaits the white man that can’t stop bothering people” is so much more of a diabolical (and telling) statement than you think it is. Just think about what you’re saying for a second. “Bother someone or die!” but you’re smarter than everyone else? Who tf is your dealer bro?

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@notazel22 @harks413 @StuffnThngs80 @DetroitOnLion I grew up and played ball with a majority of black folks, best friends of mine. The ones who abide by the laws of the hood are still in it, and the ones who didn’t have EXTREMELY successful careers and live down the street. You have a choice man, but you’re making the wrong one.

[Jordan Belfort @BamaTrader7]

@notazel22 @harks413 @StuffnThngs80 @DetroitOnLion Stop chimpin’ out my guy. White people aren’t playing God. We are playing by the law in our country. Unfortunately for you, your law is to live by the law of the streets, which don’t apply anywhere else outside of your block.

[Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن @EveKeneinan]

Trump: "Haiti is a shithole country."

Dems: "That's racist!"

Trump: "We're sending the Haitians back to Haiti."

Dems: "Nooo, you can't! Haiti is a shithole country!!!"

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Hillary Clinton visited an elementary school in New York to talk to the kids about the world. After her talk she asked if there were any questions?

One little boy puts up his hand. He says his name is.
"Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.

"I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why did you run for president if you are not even capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "And, third -- what happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary tells the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.

"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- what happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why did you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- what happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where the hell is Kenneth?"

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Democrats think they’re using Muslims to usher in socialism.
The truth is Muslims are using Democrats to usher in Islam.