God's weakest soldier 🏳️‍⚧️

28, girlfailure ponygirl (any pronouns). Lurker who should really log off. Interacts with nsfw content.

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

so touch deprived i’m applying to jobs in lauren boebert’s office

[Oil Baron🇺🇸🛢️🦅 @OilBar0n]

The October surprise in 2024: “Tony said some mean things about Puerto Rico. That might be enough to make Pennsylvania blue!”

The October surprise in 2026:

[Trimagasi! @Trimagasi_lly]

Do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

[DAZEEL @TheDazeel]

when the video game I’m playing has a sudden unexpected difficulty spike

[Tekzas 🇺🇸🏜️🇺🇳 @Texas_Libtard]

Every single European leader on the same night for no reason in particular I hope:

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Being a character witness for my friend during his rape trial and saying he simply wouldn’t have the courage

[Big Serge @witte_sergei]

Trying to learn a new game after age 30.

[matthew ritchie @mkrwrt]

they should invent a baguette that doesn't try to carve the top of your mouth

[xan @G59_Xan]

a condom? are you serious? single use plastic? so you hate the planet got it

[jo @thejoeydavis]

i picked a bad week to start huffing diesel

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

Not so easy to make fun of the Hittite legal code now, is it guys?

[luda 🇺🇸 🇺🇳 @luda8t]

HOI4 players after an oil crisis happens in real life

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

The ambient climate just washes over you most of the time but it is legitimately and deeply depressing how badly public opinion over trans people has soured

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

Wife: Did you hear that noise?

Me remembering the Dr. Pepper I put in the freezer to cool down real fast 6 hours ago

[CleverS Plush @cleverscrname]

Commission for Ea-nasir.
Thank you for choosing me!

[Errai @errai]

What power ups should everyone have in their thirties

Power ups near me

Is 35 year old too late to unlock double jump

[RAVENLOCK @Ravenlock_FGC]

How it feels having failed to get into the tech field