World's Dopest Honkey

[Trad @mythotrad]

Be kind to the feds in your groupchat today, they just lost their jobs

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@KhanSaba1278 Garden hoses connect right to those saws. I don't know why you would run one without water.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@BowTiedYukon You might be weird, but you're not alone. I have 3 different brands/styles of 45s in my garage. I have to load them in the same order. Each side has to be a mirror of the other or I'll be repulsed.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@ErikJohans77174 @BowTiedYukon There's better treatment now than bpc alone like yukon mentioned, but just look up all the evidence there is of it repairing cut tendons in rats among the other things it can repair. It's undeniable that it works and I don't see a downside to taking it.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@aryan_raj_tough @RT_com Wrestlemania is the lesser known 6th stage of grief .

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

On June 8, 2026, I’ll speak on the floor of the House to honor and memorialize the brave crew of the 🇺🇸 USS Liberty who died and were wounded in an unprovoked attack by 🇮🇱 Israel on June 8, 1967. Catch my speech on @cspan.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

Bottom is in early.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says Michael Saylor "murdered Bitcoin."

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@jonnyrmitch The Doors and U2 are both garbage.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@BowTiedYukon Small fishhead titties. Not a proper set of American cannons.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@NoahsArk1000 Whatever this is.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

It’s 1991 and you’ve just popped the TMNT VHS into the VCR and this comes on:

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@Jimmywonton2

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@Jimmywonton2 I walk or run on a treadmill every single day. Its how I watch movies.

[Traveler @MilesTrav]

This AC debate, is exactly why Americans are likely to colonize the stars, while Europeans sit around making up reasons it can't be done.

After which, the Chinese will steal the technology, refine it, and build a 34 lane highway to empty cities on Mars.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

What do Scott Wiener and homeless drug addict encampments have in common?

They should both be prohibited from being within 1,000 feet of elementary schools. Right, Nithya?

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

Massie just killed a guy!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@TrumpDailyPosts Even better than the pizza rolls your mom just served you in the basement.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

@BrandonDonkey2 @TommyFaceOnFire My dad had a guy quit on him about 20 years ago because he won 10k on a scratch ticket. Said he would have about 7k after taxes and he wasn't going to work that winter.