Foolish Ban, the Lich King of Communism

Father of Capitalism (disinherited), Grand Marshal of the Undead Horde, doomed to wage war on the living until no man dies from the greed of others (eternally).

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As much as I would like to take credit for this victory, a Lich King is nothing without his Undead Horde. Fact check every post from the Capitalist Bastards™️, but don’t get bogged down arguing with bots and trolls. Truth is our greatest weapon against liars. 🔥🗡️😵🪦☠️

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@ClubofHeracles @CaffinatedCmnst Have you tried not basing your identity on hating others?

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@MaskedModerate1 @JasonOnTheDrums @JasonPYYC Lol. Going from third party to a majority government in 2015? Human rights protections for LGBTQ+ people? Cannabis legalization? Getting Canada through COVID and the following inflation crisis better than most comparable countries? Downplaying his accomplishments is pathetic.

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@MaskedModerate1 @JasonOnTheDrums @JasonPYYC Lol. I’d say “nice revisionist history,” but you probably just don’t know it. Trudeau II passed Mulroney as Canada’s 6th longest serving Prime Minister awhile ago, and the clock’s still ticking, baby! He could surpass Harper as Canada’s 5th longest serving Prime Minister yet!

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@MonthlySandwich @JasonOnTheDrums @JasonPYYC O’Toole was kinda okay, except he was weirdly hawkish on China for a guy that served in the government that signed a multi-decade deal with Beijing.

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@kim_siever Jagmeet, Canadians gave you not one, but TWO opportunities to be our next Tommy Douglas, and all you got for us was a shitty dental program that will be cancelled before most people get to use it. Please shut the fuck up, you goddamn disappointment.

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@HooperBenny @Lynn17814347 @macaghalla @jonathanstea I realized recently, when a dipshit was telling me about his irrational fear that self-heating canned coffee will cause people to spontaneously combust, that there are a lot of people that don’t realize there are other people that know things that they don’t know.

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@BiggiesGhost @CaffinatedCmnst Instead of showing us the one chart that shows Canada fared worse than comparable countries over the past few years ad nauseam, the media will finally show us all the charts that showed us doing okay in this fucked up word and people will feel better. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@jonathanstea As someone coming to terms with OCD, it’s frustrating when my coworkers call fussing over stupid details that don’t matter “OCD.” No, guys, it’s being late to work because I turned around halfway to make sure my door was locked even though I checked it 3 times before leaving.

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@Lorilust3 @TheRealDKGray It shocks me to no end that people are willing to take life advice from an addictions expert that thought he was too special to get hooked on the highly addictive prescription drugs he was abusing.

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@CoopTory @benjaminfelix So you dipshits can whine about paying into CPP and not getting anything in return? No, thanks. Fuck off.

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@ChadJBoudreau @maxfawcett An old white guy ranted about “Pakis and [literal n-word]s” getting better medical care than him at my work unrelated to healthcare the other day. This rant was, of course, preceded by him stating that he told his foreign-born nurse to “go home” and he hoped she died on the way.

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@___IBelieve___ @jacobs_cda @Harryslaststand @eggermac Aren’t we overdue for a snowfall so you dipshits can whine about the lack of children and teenagers willing to do manual labour for less than minimum wage?

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@CaffinatedCmnst @JasonOnTheDrums @ChrisBarber1975 Chris was a major contributor to that treasonous letter, wasn’t he? I think we were generous enough when we didn’t treat him like his friends in Ottawa seemed to think traitors ought to be treated.

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@TheMCG @RodKahx People who say shit like this usually can’t calculate their effective income tax rate if I tell them what it is. (Hint: He was calling out the nails because they break for waitresses and office workers…)

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@TheBreakdownAB I’ve been gone a bit. So she changed her last name, but now just gets referred to by her Twitter handle?

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@SG_Tupper @maxfawcett Counterpoint: With satellites, there are no more continents left to discover. Modern adventurers need to get to space or the deepest depths of the ocean. Scientists, like Carl Sagan, smoked weed. Drunk people can’t even calculate a tip with a pen and paper.

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@RochesterAsa @maxfawcett Alcohol is as cancerous as cigarettes, it’s an addictive substance that causes billions in damage to Canada’s economy, and beer is still alcohol, plenty of addicts “only drink beer.” It should absolutely be taxed like tobacco.

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@BindaCarson Hmmm… Remember that the homeless drunk probably paid more taxes in you next time he’s slowing down your visit to the publicly funded ER because you want prescription painkillers for your stubbed, er, “broken” toe. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@kim_siever I’m pretty sure he’s trying to hold out until he surpasses Harper as Canada’s 6th longest serving Prime Minister.

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@Crazy_Canuck718 @Pepperfire You can deny it, but the fucking dumbasses fancied themselves to be America’s Founding Fathers and wrote down their intent to overthrow the government.