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Get your priorities crooked.

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Andy Kaufman "I Trusted You" (1977) https://t.co/BnR7WIw1Yn via @YouTube

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@divot332 @PGATOUR @TheOpen It’s the best major and best event in golf.

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@chadmumm You should never tell anyone you are good at golf. Golf gods will destroy you.
From the outside, anyone who breaks 80 is pretty good at golf

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@drip_flood Golf is meant to be played in 4somes. Buy the whole slot or get more friends.

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@The_Real_Fly Jail isn’t enough

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@Acyn Cowboy Doug is such a fucking Bootlicker

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@SungjaeBurner @TaylorMadeGolf God I was feeling bad about my game and then I watched this and now it’s not so bad

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@SungjaeBurner @TaylorMadeGolf That swing somehow is looking even worse

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@zheinold1014 Maxfli tours, mehson.

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@ChristinaHambu4 @imSaichowdary_ @grok It’s cause his diapers leak.

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@NUCLRGOLF Aimpoint.

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@patrickjkoenig He has surpassed Webb

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@UsedGolfFacts We all hated him way before that.

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@GolfChannel Soften her up as much as possible and help someone go low!!

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Desired Conspiracy: the USGA loathes Wyndham as much as most of us, and will soften the couse as much as possible so someone has a chance of going stupid low tomorrow.

Please let this happen @USGA !!!

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@BryanTweed16 Wyndham Clark

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@profmarvinbags That’s golf brother. You gotta go to great courses and deal with the draw.

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@thwacknicklaus It’s not the equipment. He’s reaching for a magic fix. Always tinkering, hoping that the next thing will bring back the magic of when he’s playing well. He’s got that touch of autism, and realistically, YouTube reps aren’t the same as tourney reps. He needs to play more.

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@SHistorians @LisaMCornwell @USGA Spinnier is the answer..

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If Israel is ever gonna have a golf course like shinnecock, they are gonna have to keep stealing land. It’s just the way it works.
#growthegame

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@gabedelgadoa You are an obtuse dipshit.