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[Samuel @Band1t1998]

The Russel brand saga shows us why we must have surveillance cameras everywhere to enforce strict laws against fornication.

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

Jim Harbaugh is clearly too old and demented to be a head coach. This is the NFL, not the United States Senate.

[DB @db71123]

My brother has been missing today for 47 years. Boston Police have a person of interest but he won’t talk. Imagine being 8 and seeing your Mom cry your whole life about her son. She lived for 38 more years not knowing what happened to her son. Fred Weichel needs to come clean.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And there's Charles Woodson! How 'bout that, eh? What a season he had.

(the audience applauds for Charles Woodson.)

He became the first defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy. Congratulations, Charles. That is something that no one can ever take away from you.

... unless you kill your wife and a waiter. In which case, all bets are off.

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Eliminate mandatory arbitration clauses. Would force big business to focus on making better products instead of extracting from suppliers, workers, and consumers.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I quoted a boomer $40 to mow his lawn, edge it, and bag the clippings.

He laughed and offered $12 "like the neighbor kid used to charge." The neighbor kid charged that in 1994. Gas alone for the mower costs more than that now. He hired someone else. They quit after one mow. He's still looking.

Boomers need to go.

[J.C. Polanco, Esq. @JCPolancoNYC]

Let's be honest: Senator-elect Colom is a tough-on-crime, centrist, prosecutor who cares about security and affordability. He's exactly the kind of Democrat whom Bernie Sanders and the DSA would primary from the left. Funny to see them celebrating as if he's their cup of tea. FOH

[Mark Krikorian @MarkSKrikorian]

The DSA immigration platform, courtesy of the @CatoInstitute.

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

It looks like Microsoft has shit the bed.

Outlook is down globally. Everyone with an email job is now on an extended lunch break until further notice.

This is what happens when you let AI write all your code.

Good job Microslop!

[Rachel Bovard @rachelbovard]

The older generation is like “young conservatives should move to DC (one of the most expensive housing markets in the country) and save America but you should also never expect to own a home or live without roommates on your nonprofit or congressional salary, you whiner.”

[Samuel @Band1t1998]

@FlSkinsFan4Life We leave him at the airport

[All_Purpose_Hak📈 @HakHinton]

It has to be some type of consequences.

[Fox Fire @RutRemy]

In the late 90s it became clear the US lacked the political capacity to course correct. This was seen as de facto permission for the financial class to loot the treasurey before the inevitible collapse. It's been one long, sub-prime, Enron, daycare, crypto pump-n-dump ever since.

[Krisster 2 @krisster8]

I read today that all countries with WEF leaders , have failing economies, housing shortages, rising crime and mass immigration.

[boulomenos @_boulomenos]

Company announced health insurance costs were slated to increase 44%, forcing them to find another insurer. Now we're only seeing a 20% increase. Still $1200/mo out of my paycheck and a $6,000 deductible for a family of 4.

How does anyone afford health insurance in America?

[~~datahazard~~ @fentasyl]

It's particularly jarring when open-borders politicians talk about "national security"

[Sentinelle @veilleorsep]

The entire Batman mythos is founded on the idea of a judicial system that works smoothly and punishes criminals with the unfortunate exception of the criminally insane. If you had thought it up in 2026 you’d not even need Arkham as a plot device. A judge would just let Joker off.

[murat magi aydemir 🇹🇷 &🇺🇸 @muratmagi]

Microsoft says they are "restarting the servers" to fix Outlook. Glad to know a trillion-dollar tech giant fixes their problems the exact same way my 84 year old mom fixes her Wi-Fi router.

[Corey Walker 🇺🇸 @CoreyWriting]

Welcome to Woke 2

[June @Junemoder1]

>you MUST kiss my feet and worship me or you’re racist
Racial tribalism retards the mind so much it’s insane

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

Maybe laying off 60,000 of your most tenured employees wasn't the best idea.....

@Microsoft @Outlook