Burt Reynolds III

Just a Chicago guy who like variety and spice in life

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@imp_stool I feel this one. I know what is like to be on the list of people to call when you need something done. Not on the list of people to care about.

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@HoverNoah I think I'm somewhere around 4.5. But I don't know.

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@ZoeGr_ Honest question. What do they do in parts of the Muslim world where they don't have pressurized water?

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@kelvinxfqn It's the little things....

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@EngMohamnpdy Would i be able to?

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@glitternimz I watched this for way too long

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Happy Halloween. Be safe everybody.

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@twinkcooking Oh. I thought you meant Magic. The gathering.

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@carolineme69903 @CDTGworld If I jumped right to complimenting you I'd be unlike any other throwing around meaningless compliments. I got your attention.

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@KarisGunnerr @Saraciouss3 I had that shit happen in boot camp. It's real. You just have to not bust a nut until it happens.

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@carolineme69903 @CDTGworld That building looks cool as fuck

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@kelvinxfqn I don't think they were hiding a thing.

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@SpookyUnagi @TheRealZuklar Two questions. 1. Did you go to sleep covered in oil? 2. Do you wash your sheets every day?

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@Teaseclub_X What is a "gold star lesbian"?

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@SceneOrbit That there is what we call a Mexican standoff

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@sampinkdoll How are you able to walk like that. I would have been down 7 times in that distance.

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@kelvinxfqn Ouch. Guess I'm from the clippy era. Fuck. Almost time to get my prostate checked

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@malik_alee66879 I'm in danger

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@coffeewithjoon The working dog paradox. You know they want pets. You want to give pets. But no pet.

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@thatwildtwunk Oh damn