Mary Part of the 45%

indeed, I can run it

[We good? @gifhawk2]

Season over but Mizzou lost to a 15 seed?!?

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

@motomansteve 5 years ago I tweeted this….

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

Watching #TrappedSisters, I feel like the part of the 'bad ass' sister was made for Kristen Stewart, thank god she's not in it. #Lifetime

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

@acooley19 @historyinmemes

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

@MaxCarithers @BrowensSports @DpCooley this you?

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

This had me crying! Don’t stop at the tweet, the comments are gold.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

TRIGGER WARNING FOR BRITISH AND FRENCH TWEETERS:

At this very hour in 1776, George Washington crossed the Delaware and forced the British and French to surrender at Yorktown. The very next day, Ben Franklin wrote the Declaration of Independence.

Simply stunning.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The woman running is a breast cancer survivor who spent months training for a 10k but the organizers shut it down when she was only seconds away from the finish. I don't know her but I'm proud of her and I want the world to see her accomplishment.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Republicans are super cool with forcing a ten year old child to give birth to her rapist's baby but holy fucking shit, she can't see a drag performer because that would be too traumatic

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

@DpCooley @acooley19

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

We'll adopt your baby.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Apparently kneeling on a football field is ok as long as it’s in prayer and not in protest.

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

First timers #SportingKC

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

@acooley19 @DpCooley

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

I love it!

[We good? @gifhawk2]

HAHAHAHA THEY PUT BRAUN'S "BITCH" VS NOVA IN ONE SHINING MOMENT

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

@KUHoops

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

My $2500 limit credit card just offered me up to a $300 bonus if I deposit $30000 into a savings account with them. Uh, if I had $30000 for a savings account I wouldn’t need this $2500 credit card!!!! #wtf

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

NFTs 100% sound like a scam Tom and Jean-Ralphio would be responsible for.

[Mary Part of the 45% @BandVansmomma]

@sarahwoodwriter @cmclymer Text between my sister and I 3 weeks ago! We talk about it at least once a year.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I heard the perfect Covid quote today.

“If you don’t trust doctors and science to keep you from getting sick, why the hell are you clogging up hospitals trusting them to cure you?”