Amanda S.

she/her

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

This is easily the nicest Whataburger I’ve ever seen.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

monday again

[Harrison Lee @HarrisonCLee]

Thierry and Zlatan saying they wouldn't have become soccer players because of the costs of the American youth system, then seeing Lalas say it's a great system because it makes a lot of money for some people really sums it all up nicely

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

WE DID ALL THAT CORRUPTION FOR WHAT

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

I’m gonna miss Zlatan. He should do the news or something.

“Some people died. Some people refused to. It might rain tomorrow. Be smarter or faster than water.”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Went out in a truly embarrassing fashion

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Paraguay tried playing football for one game, got battered, and decided they’re never to play ethical football again 😭

[World Cup 2026 @ofootball__]

Thank you Cape Verde! 🇨🇻❤️

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Cape Verde. Thank you, on behalf of the world. You made us dream and watch your dreams lived out in real time. We’ll never forget you. What a performance against the world champions."

- Fox analyst Stu Holden ⚽️🇨🇻🎙️

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

All I can say is that we didn’t deserve to go any further in the World Cup. Another humiliation after 2018 and 2022. We had more possession, but zero threat in attack. It’s the same every single game. At no point did it look like we were going to score. GGs to Paraguay.

[MLS Moves @MLSMoves]

That’s why Matt Freese didn’t start btw

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Laughed out loud. Sorry. Sorry.

[Mand0lyn @CapnOA]

VisitPA has put out an official statement to all World Cup teams yet to play in Philadelphia. We cannot wait to see you but please for your own wellbeing, do not dress up the Rocky Statue 😂

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I realize a lot of folks are unaware of the significance of the USMNT's victory tonight against Paraguay.

To put it into context, it'd be like if Texas A&M were good at anything.

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

to recap:

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Achei que o desenho era uma piada até que...

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

LGBTQ+ Texans: You belong here, and you are loved. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[sara @OnceInSaratopia]

this is how you survive a healthcare career btw