kaylee

on the streets off the leash | she/her | gay

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

thanksgiving be like:

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

@stellesappho where can i buy a print of this?

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

@BMLothamer @PurdueSports I read the Bible and it told me if you don’t like seeing something, to pluck out your eyes. Go ahead Brantley!

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

the nicest man in the world is helping me w my debit card and i understand why people tell their life stories to strangers on the phone

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

HE FUCKING DID IT

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

we’re bribing my friend to shoot a straw wrapper at their horrible roommate and my friend was like “i’ll give you 20 dollars” and he wasn’t convinced so i was like “ i will too” so now he’s going to get 40 bucks

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

battlefield circumcision

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

@LSG122 @maxberger @elonmusk Mmm no thanks weird old lady

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

A month’s supply of insulin is now capped at $35 for anyone on Medicare.

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

@LSG122 @maxberger @elonmusk Dollar store Lady Gaga be like

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Sex Trafficking in its most rarest form is somebody snatching you off the street…more often than not it’s a family member or a partner trafficking a person.

What Andrew Tate talks about “making girls fall in love so they’ll do what he wants.” That’s called the Loverboy Method

[Jess Magdefrau @JessMagdefrau]

From a Southwest Pilot;

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

"afraid" by the neighbourhood is what depression sounds like

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

if alexa was real i’d kill her with a rock

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

@DaveWil33 @JeremyECrawford I was curious if “change the appearance of the eyes” would count. Tweeted JC per my DM.

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

@JeremyECrawford can you use thaumaturgy to make you blind sideways like a lizard

[Chris Somerville @chrisomerville]

at a family thing and my 8 year old niece came up to me and my wife and said can I ask you a serious question? and then handed us a note that said ‘have you ever seen a bomb?’

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

i had a very sweet moment with an ex where i was so full of love and warmth and i thought “i want to remember this forever” and in the most painful and gut-wrenching way i haven’t forgotten even a single shade of that sky

[Purdue Football @BoilerFootball]

✅ Old Oaken Bucket
✅ B1G West Division
✅ Indianapolis

𝐁𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐏!

[kaylee @BandaidLicker]

yet another dream about @yunggravy being 5’4” last night