El Bandito

Attorney

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@ABC The #Trump family are the wealthiest white trash in history. @realDonaldTrump

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@SStricklandMMA The UFC/MMA is 5% fighting and 95% homo-erotic wrestling. The only thing more gay than MMA is actual gay porn.

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@SandraRodkey

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@SunsetRanch17 @timelesstales13 @DrNeilStone Your opinion based on “probably” is not fact. Show your work.

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@peterdgray @DrNeilStone And there are also a LOT of people who did NOT get vaccinated and ARE now deceased.

Correlation does not imply causation.

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@peterdgray @TheCPTChaos @DrNeilStone Instincts are not facts.

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@ABC The booing has already started

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@DavidWohl @BenStiller Speaking of actual degenerates: Your son, Jacob Wohl, has at least 9 felony convictions. Congrats on your parenting success 👍🏼

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@Karmapolice73 @BenStiller Then delete the tweet if you know you’re wrong. Seriously. It’s so simple. Delete it.

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@lilgiusbox @lavendarelly @NancyMace @BenStiller

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@saltyNCmagnolia @libanan__2 @BenStiller You’re just angry because you’re only a mom and not a wife since your only worth to men is being a smelly shag in a public bathroom, bent over with your hands balancing on the toilet seat so they can’t see your ugly face.

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@SherryB120 @BenStiller And you’re such a stupid fat cunt.

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@KidRock If it’s the Freedom 250 Tour (to celebrate the USA’s birthday) shouldn’t it be “The Road to Philadelphia” instead of Nashville??

Then again, we are talking about the guy who wrote:

“When I rip you people they might stare
Because I got more rhymes than Donahue's got white hair.”

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@KidRock You didn’t get rid of the scalpers. You simply designated yourself as the lone scalper.

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@LizzieLoves2laf @charlieputh It must be difficult going through life not being able to comprehend two simple sentences. I’m sorry for your struggle.

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Charlie Puth is a bitch. Nobody asked for the Star Spangled Banner to sound like a Christmas song. @charlieputh #charlieputh #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

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@megynkelly Hello Dumbass, Puerto Rico is part of America.

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@RepOgles DEPORT Andy Ogles!!

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@OliverWunsch3 @DVNJr ICE and DHS are much more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

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@CMDROpAtLargeCA @17QStorm @ShellDavis27851 Not only are you a Nazi terrorist who fucks children, you’re also an imbecile who believes parody articles are real. Nice job, little fella! 🤣