Hi if anyone is still out in the Twitter abyss
Megan bang might have a boyfriend for the first time since, well , ever.
(The official kind with the names and stuff) anyways thought you should know
I usually save my worst content for Twitter but find me on Snapchat exposing myself to the world that this road rash is actually a rash from a boys face.
Didn’t even kiss him back half the time🥵😂😂
Twitter is my only safe place and I would like my last Twitter fans ( you know who you are) to know that tonight I held hands with my crushes best friend and he asked me out
BUT I STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON HIS BEST FRIEND
annnnnd I haven’t held hands with a boy in a looong time
@uhhlisaaa You are so good to me 🥲 I’m the freak who goes barefoot at the airport and you’re STILL willing to love me.
I don’t know what I did to deserve
@uhhlisaaa HAHAHAHA ME. I hate my toes enclosed on planes if it gets hot. But when I take off my shoes at security I always regret no socks and sandals lol
Your dating life isn’t SO bad except you’ve been third wheeling the boy you’d like to date and his 18 yr old date for the last 4 days
( for visual on this tweet please picture me on the makeshift pull out seats back “row” in a “2” seater Ford ranger )
POV: ur a girl FaceTiming a boy at 10 pm. He answers, says he’s fishing and he’ll call you back. It’s 12:30, he still calls. Turns out he was on a date, still answered still calls back and asks you how your first days at work were. 1:40 he’s gotta be up in 4 hours, will call tmrw