#NoFarmersNoFood #FreeJaggiNow

[Dadrian🧀 @KingDay__]

Send that 77,302,580 people who voted for him first

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[clare @sadderlizards]

i thought you said we could stop for taco bell

[crisss @piscessoullll]

everyday I try so hard not to be a crazy bitch

[aamna @yapistani_]

why is the khan academy guys voice kinda…

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

When Diljit Dosanjh said “2-seater vich tu te mai” I always imagined a scooter. Soch hi gareeb hai bc

[(sorrowful synth) @d_yell]

I love audio messages bc it’s like microdosing a phone call.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[faith @faiththegemini]

when he hittin it from the back and says “look at me”

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“You’re over thinking this” I have no other type of thinking

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

HE HATES ME!!!!! (he’s at work and can’t talk)

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

he said “communication is key” then communicated with 20 other women

[trash jones @jzux]

asking work for maternity leave so i can heal my inner child

[Rex Woodbury @rex_woodbury]

I honestly think in 30 years society will look at alcohol like we look at tobacco today. You can already see it starting—Gen Z consumes 20% less alcohol than Millennials did at the same age.