Shashwat Maheshwari

Arre yaar

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Noice malai kulfi is so good it reminds me of the old school kulfi we had off the street. Top notch.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

He has a cat?

[AestheticEra @ClassyGntleman]

ALL of my friend's shirts have these HOLES in the front? Does anyone know WHY? What's the REASON?

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Now I feel like he is trolling

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Upon landing in Rome, had the opportunity to meet Prime Minister Meloni over dinner followed by a visit to the iconic Colosseum. We exchanged perspectives on a wide range of subjects. Looking forward to our talks today, where we will continue the conversation on how to boost the India-Italy friendship.

@GiorgiaMeloni

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Modiji ka kabhi sting operation nahi ho sakta kyunki woh hamesha camera dhoond lete hain

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Jaise concert ke tickets book karte the waise aajkal snabbit book kar rahe hain

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

hello GOI, koi intern extremely severe alerts bheje ja raha hai usse phone chheeno

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

BJJ is dangerous if your enemies like to cuddle with you.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Guys maine Avatar Aang film nahi dekhi. Kyunki abhi tak release nahi hui hai na.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

My favourite movie to watch is Johhny Gaddar. It has so many edit mistakes and glitches, so engaging.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

If men and women were the same speed, men would never approach women. Which means women are slower. 🫡

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Kashmir files release hone ke 3 saal baad Epstein files release hui hai. Aap ise coincidence keh sakte hain mai toh chori hi bolunga.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

@arielhelwani @UFConParamount If coaches don’t have to fight each other then it opens the door for all retired fighters to make some money I guess.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

kisi bhi tarah mujhe chupke chupke raat din gaana seekhna hai. par ab iss umar me roopak taal kaise seekhoon?

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Oh wow. Cool le loonga bhai gaadi ✅

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

I spend around 2-3 L per year on Uber. No maintenance, no parking, no repairs, and I'm being driven around in SUVs. Prefer this to owning a car for sure.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Well, he does have six fingers, so...

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

I believe in all the Gods and no religion

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Jab bhi koi suggestive baat karta hai toh suggestion hamesha sex hi kyun hota hai?

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Who tf is using this option?

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

Doing heroin properly

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

what's a skill that takes only 2-3 weeks to learn but could genuinely change your life ??