June (like the bug)

28. June. lanky but benevolent. queer as heck in every way. transcended human existence. banjo bimbo. she/they. profile pic by @mutleyy on bsky

[Limestone @Limestone_block]

knights of mysterious kingdoms

[willow 🍥 @yerieveried]

happy pride 🪽

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Goddamnit

[Im_human @Im_human_too_]

Got a lead on a gnome on the outskirts of the city. Going dark for a bit

[just a @F466OT]

Airports should have gay bars

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed

Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Transgender with a genius I Q

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Frederick Drew 🇺🇸 @Frederick2223__]

Imagine drunk driving this mf

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Honestly admire the artistry here

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

She had an ass like a truck bed and a rack like high beams. And legs like wheels

[November @postoctobrist]

tbh I don’t care how much PTSD I was getting, that would cheer me right up

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

The fact that you’re so embarrassed about wearing this French maid outfit really reveals a lot about how you view maids, honey.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new roommate fucking sucks

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

gothic horror is when you are inside. folk horror is when you are outside. cosmic horror is when you are in an area that is neither inside or outside