Ministro del banco

A Foundational Nigerian | Pissed at all 'em bad Politicians | Leo Messi Fan | F**k @ManUtd

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

#OlodoLists
#emptybrains

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

This one too wan marry??

Wahala

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“I can’t marry a man that knows how to cook because that’s what I bring to the table

I even pray he doesn’t know how to turn on the gas cooker 😭”

— Hilda Baci

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

Plenty words; zero meaning

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

If you can understand this and why it’s extremely unkind on the lady’s part, you should also be able to understand why the “cooking” discourse sends a lot of women into a rage here.

Sometimes it’s not the cooking itself. It’s the situation surrounding it. It’s about people making it your duty. It’s about not having a say in whether you want to cook or not. It’s about cooking for someone who doesn’t appreciate you. It’s about being expected to serve regardless of the state you are in.

It’s the entitlement

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

“I am supporting Tinubu because he has roots in Osun State” 🤡🤡🤡

- You are not supporting him because he’s doing an amazing job

- You are not supporting him because he’s transforming Nigeria

Nikos living, your papa no smart.

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

Make I no talk sha.

[➻Nifemi™➻ 天雷 @Nifemi_Olu]

One of my friends had concluded a conversation with his friend in the UK. He was going to stay with them for a month before moving to his own space.

Baba left Nigeria. Landed in the UK and went to this guy's house. As they were barely seated to exchange pleasantries, his wife noticed that slightly dark patch on some muslims' forehead. She called her husband to the kitchen. In about 5 minutes, they both walk out.

The guy told him, "Sorry, my wife says you can't stay."

My own guy had to start calling people to find him a place. Luckily, he found a place.

Anyway, until you're in these sorts of positions, you'll think it's cute.

Keep having friends who don't have balls. Keep making important plans with them.

You will learn.

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

Because she's lying 95% of the time.

[Kk🏝 @kushgramm]

The masculine urge to automatically assume a woman is lying the second she opens her mouth

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

Na mumu dey worry about woman yarns after breakup.

She is like a child. It's always your fault at the end of the day. So why bother

[Grand Regent bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

If you tell her this is why you want to break up, she would go tell her friends you broke up over shawarma.

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

@politiki_ng @Nnamdi______ @novieverest Very convenient that only the APC understand the law of changes, that's why they can change the national anthem in less than a week

[Eric Mapp @EricMappdryh]

I never expected to face kidney failure and a suspended account at the same time. Every day is a struggle to manage treatment, stay hopeful, and move forward despite these obstacles. Your support and reposts mean more than words can express.
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[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

Four years later, nothing's changed. The same systematic disenfranchisement. INEC actually needs to be taught a brutal lesson. They can't keep toying with our collective lives like this

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

Normal levels.

Them dey avoid responsibility incase e backfire.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Most times, when you hear "we decided" from a Nigerian couple, na the wife make the decision.

If na the man decision, the woman no go ever talk "we decided."

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

@politiki_ng @Nnamdi______ @novieverest If it was what he wanted he'd have done that first 6 months.

But no, e wait till 2026 so he'll use it as an agenda. If he wins bill don cancel.

But I no expect you to understand sha

[GBOLAHAN 🪬 @gbolaha_n9]

just reshare 💔

[Oluwaseunfunmi_ Akins @bidemi_akins]

Thank you to everyone who donated, shared my posts. You all came together and raised ₦1.5 million for me, I don’t know what I did to deserve this kind of love and kindness from people, many of whom have never even met me. Cos of yall, I can continue my treatment, I have 👇

[Ministro del banco @BankMinister]

@ihyxavier @NotToxiccc You be the ex brother?

[Everest @novieverest]

See how Nigeria's politics is at the moment.
Set high standards for Peter Obi and set no standards for Tinubu and Atiku.
If Peter Obi does not beat the high standards set for him, then he is not better than Tinubu and Atiku.
Then all politicians are the same.

Crazy way of thinking.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

You cannot rehabilitate someone that has beheaded another human being before.

There’s nothing like a repentant terrorist, He will do it again 👍

[Oluwasegun @star4hate]

"Electricity is a democratic dividend we owe every Nigerian. We intend to deliver it"

Says someone that spends billions to run inverter for aso rock 😂😂

[Bishop @BishopPOEvang]

Believe it or not, we are at war.
See military men, killed at will of the Fulani terrorist

[Eric Mapp @EricMappdryh]

🫀 Kidney failure has left me fighting for my health every day. With dialysis treatments and rising medical costs, I urgently need support. Please donate or share if you're able. 🙏
https://t.co/lvmHIbQXzI

[Lord Commander of Qin Dynasty Archers @General_Oluchi]

Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.