BankedZiti

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

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[roccon't @rocccont]

la peor combinación de la historia

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

We nuked the wrong country.

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

Hard to overstate the role shale gas has played in lowering inflation and spurring American industry. Were we a net importer today as forecast in the 2000s, domestic nat gas & power would be at multiples of current pricing, serving as a huge tax on individuals and companies.
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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

If there's one thing Ted Cruz cares about, it's his ability to get in and out of an airport in record time when shit goes down

[emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

If you liked Houston for spring break you will LOVE Port Arthur. Go there next year.

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

eric tao you have given us so much

[Sawyer @SawyerWhisler]

Hot shower every night. Warm bed. Food in the fridge. Truck in the garage with heated seats.

We live better than kings did 100 years ago and still complain.

American problems pale in comparison.

Reminder: Life’s pretty damn good.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

“Your bonus this year will be 150% of base”

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

omw to shit on someone’s car.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

When you were right about currency debasement but bought bitcoin instead of gold, silver or copper

[Elisha Long @ElishaDLong]

https://t.co/su1s5SECEO

[will depue @willdepue]

trillion dollar idea: sports bar but just for situation monitoring with live X feeds, flight radar, a bloomberg terminal, and Polymarket screens

[doomer @uncledoomer]

airport lounges arent the travel hack anymore. just get drunk

getting shitfaced reverses the power dynamic of the humiliation ritual. no longer are you an impotent seething fool. you are drunk retard, a burden to airport staff, and getting where youre going is now THEIR problem

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

hot girl in her 20s: it’s so weird but i keep getting lucky and everything works out in my favor

[BankedZiti @BankedZiti]

@WhiteHouse The finale to the Quarterzip vs Nike Tech debate

[raghav @rargulati]

A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70

Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures

Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures

At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all

The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!”

[Skely @123skely]

As an American, the first time you visit Tokyo is amazing, then after about 2 days you get physically angry, because you realize cities don't actually need to be a total shit-holes, and it costs like 1/0th what you pay.