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[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

“I do not recall, no comment, we’re deeply concerned by the allegations, etc”

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@aks_jones @ChristandGuitar @LibOrNormal Tell me you don’t have basic life milestones without telling me you don’t

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@TheJerseyLion @ChozenGamblr67 As a functional alcoholic, you should just drink the Michelo because anything under 5% in 12 oz increments isn’t going to hurt you

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

Sounds like we’re on the same page! Personally, I think aggressive/strong-armed parenting tactics are generally indicative of a relationship that has already failed to form in a healthy matter but there are some exceptions. Bottom line is neither of us should be seeing this on Twitter 🤷🏻‍♂️

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@aks_jones @ChristandGuitar @LibOrNormal Dudes out here feeling like they can give parenting advice when they can’t even get a girlfriend or a job and have never raised a child 🤡

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@dr_rickbooty @ChristandGuitar @LibOrNormal I can’t even fathom being so gooner-brained that your mind immediately jumps to this or that you think this is even a scenario worth referencing in this context.

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@White_Snuffles @ChristandGuitar @LibOrNormal Crazy that your mind goes to this when we’re talking about an actual kid. Pretty sure it’s forever been a thing that kids don’t want their parents going through their shit regardless of how innocent it is in comparison to the gutter shit you just spewed.

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@KarmaforBoomers @ChristandGuitar @LibOrNormal Nah bro I pay them to do it, actually 🫡

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@Ratedj4jordyn @ChristandGuitar @LibOrNormal I said “never” because it was filmed and posted online for the whole world to see. Sometimes a parent has to physically take something from their child for their own good—but it shouldn’t be posted for all of us to scrutinize like this.

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Mark Zuckerberg faces questions after his $300 million superyacht reportedly declined to help stranded boat

A nearby boat ran out of fuel in Alaska and reportedly received no response from Zuckerberg’s yacht after repeated calls for help

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@Rebecca98869736 @LibOrNormal Arrest him

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@jammles9 @LibOrNormal Good news! There is actually a special, reserved location in hell for people like you!

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@ChristandGuitar @LibOrNormal Once again, nothing your teenage daughter could ever do warrants you getting physical with her, let alone posting that on the internet. You’re actually sick in the head if you think someone posting stuff like this of their own child isn’t deeply sick and perverted.

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@SealieBaby @f_reading_only @LibOrNormal Spoken like an incel retard who never touched a woman and was never held responsible for raising a child. If you think “laying down the law” looks like a chubby hillbilly tackling his daughter then you’re precisely what hick ass middle America considers a normal father. Good luck

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

If you’re ever in this situation as a parent you are the one who fundamentally failed. Take some damn responsibility for your own household and stop claiming the moral high ground while exposing your child like this. The only correct opinion is that you’re terribly wrong and are the only person who beget your situation

[Leopold Aschenbrenner @leopoldasch]

The best day of my life. I love you ❤️

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@Shootingropes14 @JackKnifeLice Why do you only post sub-5% beers lock tf in bro and become a serious drinker

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@JackKnifeLice I pray that you finally figure out how to get a woman to talk to you one day best wishes bruh

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@JackKnifeLice Tf is BV btw fag

[BankerSimp @BankerSimp]

@JackKnifeLice Pipe down bro you sound like someone who gets anxiety from a phone call