pushpa banker

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

New Car Manuals. Written by Gadkariji.

1. Mileage : That's not mileage. It can only be checked by machines in service centre. Special machines.

2. Speed: that's not speed. It can only be checked by speed cameras and challan machines.

3. Gear. : there are no gears in a car. This isn't your bycycle.

4. Range : that's not range, that can only be told be special machines kept at petrol pumps only available when you reach home.

5. Temperature : Do you have a thermometer in the car? No. So?

6. Cruising speed : that can only be told by Tom cruise. And Keanu reeves. ( You may ask, why Keanu, bro, do u think Gadkariji is making any sense? Hell no.)

Signing off.
Ethanol Enthusiast.

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@Viveksbarmeri @nitin_gadkari शुक्र है इसी बहाने एक साइड की रोड तो ठीक हो गई
मोदी है तो मुमकिन है

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@ANI need to say again
always maintain 200 metre distance from any thar and scorpio retards
@Mahindra_Auto

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@bankpediaa retired CGM of sbi delhi circle - vijay runjan

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@narendramodi mahamanav sbko 12 saal pure hone par thank you thank you bolne me busy hai

[Sputnik India @Sputnik_India]

🚨EXCLUSIVE: US Navy ignored desperate calls from Indian crew as sailor fought for life

The crew of MT Celestial repeatedly called the US Navy on VHF Channel 16 on 8 June, desperately reporting severe vomiting bouts of Indian seafarer Nishanth Uirthanathan: ship records seen by Sputnik India.

There was no response. On 11 June, he stopped breathing.

The US Navy is still refusing to allow the corpse to be evacuated.

[Sputnik India @Sputnik_India]

🚨EXCLUSIVE: US Navy ignored desperate calls from Indian crew as sailor fought for life

The crew of MT Celestial repeatedly called the US Navy on VHF Channel 16 on 8 June, desperately reporting severe vomiting bouts of Indian seafarer Nishanth Uirthanathan: ship records seen by Sputnik India.

There was no response. On 11 June, he stopped breathing.

The US Navy is still refusing to allow the corpse to be evacuated.

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@KumaonJagran @IndiaPostOffice aap kya kehna chahenge

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@JioHotstar something wrong with dhurandhar online premier, sound level of dialogue going up and down on its own

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

The country boiled with outrage when a man dug up his sister's skeleton for money. But when a Gen-Z banker ends his life after enduring daily humiliation, shouting, and abuse from customers inside a branch, the silence is deafening.

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

In SBI, ict is awaited, imt is awaited, promoted officer are also awaiting, long stay trf also awaited.
Thank you sbi @TheOfficialSBI @rupamsmail for ruining the academic session of every school going children of SBI officers.

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@bstvlive ego badi cheez hai @Uppolice
vaise office me vardi na pehen ne ka bhi koi niyam hai kya?

[खुचरेंप @khuchrep]

लोकतंत्र का उतना लोड भी मत लो यारो,

जिनको लगता है कि नेता लोग जनता के हितों की रक्षा करेंगे वो सब ना समझ हैं।

1- मुलायम जी ने अपना बेटा सेटल किया
2- अमित शाह जी ने अपना बेटा सेटल किया
3- राजनाथ जी ने अपना बेटा सेटल किया
4- ममता बनर्जी ने अपना भतीजा सेटल किया
5- मायावती जी ने अपना भतीजा सेटल किया
6- ज्योतिरादित्य सिंधिया ने अपना बेटा सेटल किया
7- नितिन गडकरी जी ने अपना बेटा सेटल किया

बाकी लोगों के बच्चे विदेशों में पढ़ रहे हैं।
90 % विधायकों सांसदों के बच्चे विदेशों में पढ़ रहे हैं, या फिर सेटल हैं।

इसलिए भारत की रोड, बिजली व्यवस्था, स्वास्थ्य व्यवस्था नागरिक अधिकार कभी सही होंगे, ऐसा सोचना बेईमानी है।

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

फर्जी विकलांग सर्टिफिकेट बनवा के लोग IAS बन सकते हैं,

लेकिन असली दिव्यांग सड़क किनारे दुकान नहीं लगा सकते टी9डी दी जाएगी, दुकान की कहीं और व्यवस्था की जाए

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

even Iran has spine, thank you @narendramodi for complete silence.

[Iran In Hyderabad @IraninHyderabad]

China and India are the cradles of Civilization. In fact, the #hellhole is where its war-criminal president threatened to decimate the civilization in Iran.

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@Khurpench_ @kuldeep0401 @narendramodi धन्यवाद मोदी जी

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@InvestorOfJAMMU as per rbi norms, dormant accounts require re kyc to make them operational.
5 saal tk account operate na kro fir sb instant chaiye.
kbhi rbi kehta hai vaale advertisement hi padh le roj newspaper me aate hai. so called investors are financially illiterate.

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@saivreddy @iNitinTyagi i have not changed once, mine shows 4/4. previous request got rejected at nps portal. same issue is with every sbi employee.
do not comment unless you know the ground reality.

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@saivreddy @iNitinTyagi i have not changed, mine shows 4/4. previous request got rejected at nps portal. same issue is with every sbi employee.
do not comment unless you know the ground reality

[Abhinay Maths @abhinaymaths]

वाह @JPNadda साहब वाह...
@fssaiindia के चलते नकली पनीर, दूध जनता को मिल रहा है
कार्रवाई अधिकारियों पर होनी थी और FIR उसपर हो रही जो सच लिख रहा... वाह री सरकार!

[pushpa banker @Bankerpushpa]

@iNitinTyagi @bankofbaroda @BankofBarodaCEO
isko 100 percent PLI jarur dena