Newton Bank Kumar

Data Teller | Satire | Middle Class | Public Banks

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

𝐆𝐨𝐯𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲?

A 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑳𝑰𝑬 & 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 was pushed in recent times to sell Public Banks.

Let's have Fact Check 👇

Govt/Public Banks made 5 times more Operating Profit of the Govt Capital Infusion in last 15 Years.

[Kanal Banking @kanalmedia23]

“I Don’t Remember When I Laughed Freely” Bankers Speak Out on Suicides, Workplace Pressure and the Need for Change

Read More: https://t.co/wJAW6iLcYG

Bank employees speak out about workplace stress, staff shortages, cross-selling pressure, frequent transfers and lack of support. Their voices call for dignity, realistic expectations and a healthier work environment.

@DFS_India @FinMinIndia @nsitharamanoffc

#BankEmployees #Bankers #WorkplaceStress #EmployeeWelfare #MentalHealth #WorkLifeBalance #StaffShortage #CrossSelling #BankUnions #EmployeeRights #WorkplacePressure #PublicSectorBanks #RRB #WorkersRights #HumanDignity #SupportBankEmployees

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@narendramodi First PM who remain in Election Mode 😂

[Subhash Chandra Garg @Subhashgarg1960]

IDBI Bank stake sale was reduced to a single horse race making it utterly non-competitive. Govt attempts to justify ridiculously low price of Rs. 81 gives the whole game away. Cancel the bid or at put it on Swiss Challenge mode. My hard knock opinion. https://t.co/bUnQXvDLd1

[Raghuram G Rajan parody @raghuramrrajann]

One of the most humiliating things about Indian banking sector is watching a grown man get scolded like a child in front of his coworkers. we’re all adults trying to make a living. you can correct someone’s mistakes without stripping them of their dignity. executives should know.

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Instagram ke sare Posts... HAJAM 😂

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@nitishrajput Jo Post kiya sab Hajam.. 😂😂😂

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@Dipankarindia1 All fixed positions check again.

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Opportunity in SBI - Big Positions
Last Date 09/11/26

-GM & Chief AI Officer

-DGM (Risk & Operational
Analytics)

-DGM (AI Governance &
Compliance)

-DGM (Data Engineering, Model
Application Dev & AI Ops)

-AI Solution Architect
-Enterprise AI Architect

https://t.co/6NtunMXRfH

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Big IT Openings - Bank Of Baroda

-Head AI (Artificial Intelligence)

-Dy. Chief Technology Officer (Dy. CTO)

-Dy. Head Platform Engineering

-Dy. Head Cloud CoE (Centre of Excellence)

Last Date to apply - 17/11/26

Link to apply 👇
https://t.co/vtHArfulxs

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@kmarkri In current toxic situation, no one wants to take promotion, even some unknown who reverted the promotion.

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Privates Banks lagging behind in Govt flagged schemes like Mudra, Swanidhi & Vishwakarma to promote Financial Inclusion.

Still many DeshDrohi justify IDBI SALE.
https://t.co/AP8DabhO3g

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@sab_maya_hai__ atleast someone is positive dez days 🤞

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Properties worth ₹68 Crore found linked to a Head Constable in Indore, MP.

'Aise hi chalta hai bro, Jo mila sab Hazam'

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

India needs Large Global Banks that can compete with global giants for 2047 Vision.
- Shaktikanta Das (Former RBI guv)

But rather merging Banks like IDBI into other PSBs, Govt selling Stakes, How can you make Large Banks, with such approach!

[Versatile Banker @TarkariB]

बैंकिंग सेक्टर का एक ऐसा पक्ष जिसपर कोई बात नहीं करता, वो है SMA-2 लोन अकाउंट्स में रिकवरी। RO/CO से ब्रांच में प्रतिदिन रिकवरी के लिए शाखा प्रबंधक और संबंधित अधिकारी को फोन आता है और शाखा के अधिकारी भी भरसक प्रयास करते हैं रिकवरी करने की। डिफॉल्टर्स को नोटिस, निरंतर कॉल और घर/प्रतिष्ठान पर विजिट भी करते हैं। पर स्थिति तब खराब हो जाती है जब कस्टमर आर्थिक तंगी या फिर जानबूझकर पैसे जमा नहीं करता और उच्चाधिकारी शाखा के अधिकारियों पर दबाव डालते हैं कि खाता किसी भी सूरत में NPA नहीं होना चाहिए और इसके बाद day end/EOD चेक लगा दी जाती है और तरह तरह से मानसिक रूप से प्रताड़ित भी करते हैं और अंततः शाखा के अधिकारी अपनी जेब से पैसे भरकर लोन को NPA होने से बचाते हैं। ये एक बहुत ही गलत प्रैक्टिस हैं बैंको में। होना ये चाहिए कि अकाउंट के NPA होने के उपरांत बैंक और RBI के नियमों के तहत रिकवरी की कानूनी प्रक्रिया की जानी चाहिए और डिफॉल्टर्स के खिलाफ उचित कार्यवाही की जानी चाहिए। ये कहीं से भी सही नहीं है कि बैंक अपने ही कर्मचारियों को इसके लिए प्रताड़ित करे और उन्हें अपने जेब से पैसे जमा करने को मज़बूर करे, जिसमें उनकी कोई गलती भी नहीं है। #Stop_Unethical_Practices_In_PSBs

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@MattooShashank Glorification of Slave Mentality.🤯

RIP Work Life Balance of Indians.

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@IndianGems_ So that MLA, MPs Can roam around with 40 fortuners.. round the clock 😂

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@CAMohitBansal94 Yes+++ ye bhi Hazam

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

STT - Hazam
GST - Hazam
LTCG - Hazam
STCG - Hazam
Toll Tax - Hazam
Road Tax - Hazam
Excise Tax - Hazam
Income Tax - Hazam
Surcharges - Hazam
Property Tax - Hazam
Education Cess - Hazam
Professional Tax - Hazam

'Aise nai chalta hai, Jo mila sab Hazam'

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@ravikishann Wo kahin jata bhi nai Broo

Na Manipur gaya
Na Bihar floods gaya
Na Press Conference gaya

😂😂😂

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

@0015Kumar @PravinKhetan I've seen both, other looted more through laua da ....lad Li... Leh sun freebies... For votes... From our taxes.