Bankers' Soul

[Vijaya Sharma @vijayaksharma]

Hey @TCS Kindly confirm, are your employees allowed to do business apart from their service with you?

Actually I have seen that your employee, Arpita Shah, is selling cloth online apart from her service with you.
#justasking

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Here we started reserving tickets to go home for holidays to our home town.

My customers started reserving their calendars and diaries from our bank

[Cricketopia @CricketopiaCom]

Quote this tweet with your all time favourite SIX.

#CricketTwitter

[YSR @ysathishreddy]

Double engine ka Double Corruption 👇

#KaramDam, built at a cost of ₹304 Cr succumbed to the corruption & commissions of BJP leaders!

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Dear bosses ,who try to motivate their subordinate staff by assaulting their self respect ,for not achieving the uphill targets set by them in each and every parameter, You've now become the worst human trying to be a good boss.

[Tilak Raj Singh @0007tilak]

Public sector banks have always taken care of the common man. Their privatization means keeping the common man and the poor out of banking.
#PublicBanksNotForSale
@nsitharaman @narendramodi

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

My bank management: You're so fortunate to work in a employee friendly bank as ours"

Meanwhile the same bank management

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Fed up with the campaigns

MSME CAMPAIGN
GOLD LOAN CAMPAIGN
MUDRA LOAN CAMPAIGN
PMSBY/JJBY /APY CAMPAIGN
CREDIT CARD CAMPAIGN
MB/IB CAMPAIGN
HEALTH INSURANCE CAMPAIGN
....
SOME RANDOM WE MAY EVEN SEE DEATH CLAIM CAMPAIGN

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Dear whomsoever concerned,please provide policy/SOP of how to handle arrogant/brainless/pathetic customers along with all the renewed policies this FY

With regards
Manager
Bankers' Soul

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Customer:Your bank is a cheater,lier. How can U betray Ur loyal customers??

Me:Sir, What's the matter?We will never betray you.

Customer:Your bank always sends messages like"Our bank never asks OTPs or ATM pins...",but today when I visited your ATM ,your bank ATM asked my PIN"

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

We didn't get any intimation about login day , wondering how we can end up a day without a login day,I called them to check if everything at the ZO/RO are okay

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Received a mail from CO "Most urgent,Please complete the CKYC pending records before 1PM today and report compliance----AS PER THE ORDER OF COMPETENT AUTHORITY-----

at 4 PM in the evening

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Dear fishes,even if you are grown in fresh water,you are still called sea food.

Dear Bankers,even if you sell insurance policies,you are still called a banker

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

BREAKING: 86 employees tested #COVID19 Positive in Kolkata 1 Zone of @MyIndianBank.

3rd Wave started gripping front line workers (essential services). Plz take extreme precautions.

Share details of other locations.
@nsitharaman @mansukhmandviya
#Omnicron #Banks #COVID19India

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Customer:Sir,Please give me your bank calander and diary.

Me:Sir,our management asked us to select between PASSBOOKS and calenders + diary,We don't want to disappoint you. Did we make the right decision?☺️☺️😊😊😆😆Take your passbook and go.

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

First bad news of 2022 for bankers

5 Saturdays in Jan 2022

Dear whomsoever concerned,please declare all 5th Saturdays as holidays

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Less salary with Good sleep is better than huge salary with Bad sleep.

So what,you are going to work tomorrow even if you get less salary and bad sleep

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

#BankStrike #BankSurgicalStrike #IndiaNeedPSBs

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

Came to branch at 9:15 for passbook printing.Waited till 12.15 today at the branch .These lazy bankers didnot even open these shutters.I think they are having lunch.

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

#BankBachaoDeshBachao

[Bankers' Soul @BankersSoul]

You can't sell a profit making PSB,unless you're a stupid

No one comes to buy a loss making PSB,unless they are stupids

So no privatization 😜😜