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ITS WEIRD BRINITY HASNT BEEN IN THE HIDEAWAY #LoveIslandUSA

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Gabriel & Bea would have crushed Despacito
#LoveIslandUSA

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just replied “happy holladays” to the firework IG story of a guy who ended things with me after a few dates 5 months ago. stay strong out there girlies.

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ages on screen at all times please #LoveIslandUSA

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thank goodness they found that giraffe

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Harry Potter is such a pick me

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one day I just stopped watching home improvement shows and I don’t know why

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the only unsolicited dick pic I got this weekend that I actually wanted was my bravo bestie sending West Wilson’s bc she knew I’d be curious

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@_RobertSchultz this happened to me very recently but the guy said someone very high up in big sunscreen told him so idk guys

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@OhioTate so I thought this was just Ella’s full name

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@bigbawlzack @OhioTate not as gross as you ew

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the urge to buy and start a Lego project knowing you’d ultimately never finish it

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shoutout to @NASA marketing team

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10/10 timing

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My team is getting ready for THE SUMMER HOUSE REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

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Oscars commercials > Super Bowl commercials

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Mumford and sons are hot who knew

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when you guys reheat queso and pause to stir it do you use a chip or a spoon

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really appreciate Dana from Entourage also being Dana in Lincoln Lawyer bc I was going to call her that regardless

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I love a chopped wedge salad does that make sense?

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#Olympics2026 has be crying at a @Hersheys commercial