Bank

fifty fifty life na 🎲 Manchester United

[Bank @BankyT30]

@AgboolaBukolaS1 @MOTUNBeautyBlis @Naija_PR I am relieved there are still sensible women out there. Women and accountability can’t be in the same sentence.

[blanko @kingpurba]

OFFSIDE WOIIII

DAVINSON SANCHEZ HEADER

CRAZYYY DECISION BY REF

[KILIYA @musa_kiliya]

Nigeria done finish wallahi 😭💔 police are greeting bandits on a highway.

[MSHANGANI$T🦅🇿🇦+🇿🇼 @cawanamsebele]

This is what’s currently happening in Nigeria 🇳🇬, yet they’re busy making noise and obsessing over South Africa. Muslims are killing Christian children, women, and men, but as loud and stupid as Nigerians are, they stay completely quiet about it. Anything with a South African name, however, gets them horny in an instant and triggers an immediate reaction. They even broadcast discussions about foreign soccer, banning other countries for not tolerating their hooligan behaviour. But when it comes to the mouth of killings and children being kidnapped in their own country, they can’t stand up to it. They call themselves smart — they’re only smart in their stupidity. Nigerians make me sick. That country should be discontinued and erased from the map.

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Oluwatobi 🎀 @_tobyblush]

If you’re a lover of @HarlanCoben’s work, these are 4 more interesting series of his on Netflix. 10/10.

[💰💵 @RoyalMajestease]

EVERY @HarlanCoben movie on Netflix is a HIT, BACK TO BACK!

Man got the genre, squarely locked in.

[aaalex.hl @aaalexhl]

Imagine putting $2.9M on Brazil VS. Haiti to have under 4 goals

And it's already 3-0 at half time

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

BREAKING: ‘Repentant’ Bandits Kill Grandson Of District Head, Abduct Nine Others In Kaduna Highway, Farm Attacks | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/S6lt2kF3D4

[SportsXAnalytics @sportxanalytics]

Analyzing Every Group - FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 ⚽️™️

GROUP K

Portugal 🇵🇹 - Euros 2016 champions, currently ranked 5th in the world, they are coming into the World Cup as overwhelming favorites for most football fans. Reasons being they have been in terrific form lately, with 3 out of 3 wins in recent friendlies, scoring six goals and conceding just twice, but most importantly they boast arguably the best midfield in the whole tournament with PSG’s back-to-back champions league winning dynamic midfield duo of Joao Neves and Vitinha, and premier league assist record breaker and player of the season, Bruno Fernandes. However, the massive attention on Portugal is undoubtedly on the 5-time Balon D’or winner and national team captain, Cristiano Ronaldo, who had an outstanding season with Al Nassr, winning the Saudi Pro League. You see despite having Ronaldo, Portugal haven’t made it to the semifinals of the World Cup since 2006, in fact they have made it past the round of 16 just once (Qatar 2022), but this year presents their best chance of ever winning the World Cup in the last 20 years. Not only do they have arguably the best midfielders, they also boasts arguably the best full backs in the entire tournament in PSG’s star left back, Nuno Mendes, and Al Hilal’s flying right back, Joao Cancelo, who had a terrific season on loan at Barcelona winning them the La Liga title. It would be the crowning moment on a stellar career if Portugal can win the World Cup this time around and for the first time ever, with Ronaldo getting his hands on the one trophy that has eluded him to make him one of, and arguably the greatest player to ever grace the sport.

Colombia 🇨🇴 - 2024 Copa America runners up and ranked 14th, they are the second highest ranked team in this group. They finished 3rd in South America World Cup qualifiers while creating more chances (51) than any other team including Argentina. They however also missed the most chances (31) and conceded the most goals (18) amongst all the teams that qualified from South America, which could also be a weakness in their play. With in-form players like Luis Diaz (Bayern Munich 🇩🇪), who won a Bundesliga and DFB Pokal double, Luis Suarez (Sporting CP 🇵🇹), who scored 28 goals in the Liga Portugal, and Ricardo Rios (Benfica), who was instrumental for Benfica in midfield going the whole season unbeaten, you wouldn’t put it past Colombia to give Portugal a run for their money in this group and go deep into the tournament.

DR Congo 🇨🇩 - Appearing in the World Cup for the first time since 1974, formerly known as Zaire, they are currently ranked 45th in the world. Despite their not so impressive FIFA rankings and qualifying for the World Cup only through the intercontinental playoffs after beating Nigeria on penalties in the Afcon playoffs, DR Congo have been very impressive in their progression in football in recent years, finishing 4th in Afcon 2023, and narrowly losing out to former champions Algeria in the round of 16 after drawing against eventual “tournament winners”, Senegal in this year’s Afcon. They are known for their defensive style of play, with players like Chancel Mbemba (Lille 🇫🇷 ), Aaron Wan-Bissaka (West Ham), and Axel Tuanzebe (Burnley), making it very difficult for tougher opponents to score against them. They will surely prove to be a very difficult team to beat in this group.

Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 - World Cup debutants and ranked 50th, they are undoubtedly the underdogs in this group. However, they have in their ranks one of the most impressive young defenders in world football right now, Manchester City defender Abdukodir Khusanov. And with former world champion and Balon D’or winner, Italy legend Fabio Cannavaro as their coach, it makes them harder to beat while playing a solid back 5 in defence, while striker Eldor Shomurodov brings a goal threat after a prolific season for Turkish Super Lig club, Istanbul Basaksehir, as their top goalscorer with 22 goals.

[Bank @BankyT30]

@TrackTacticsHQ Our star girl

[Nnamdi🍀 @tweetsbyzyl]

One episode in and my eyes are glued to screen

[SportsXAnalytics @sportxanalytics]

✅

[Mayor Of Ekiti @Ekitipikin]

Open Letter to the Governor of Ekiti State @biodunaoyebanji

Your Excellency, Governor of Ekiti State,

I write this letter as a concerned citizen who genuinely wants to see Ekiti State thrive and reach its full potential.

For many of us who grew up in Ekiti or have spent years visiting Ado-Ekiti, there is a growing feeling that the state is not moving at the pace it should. While other states are actively attracting investments, empowering young people, and building modern economies, Ekiti risks being left behind.

One of the biggest concerns is the relationship between law enforcement and young people. In today’s digital economy, many young professionals work remotely as software developers, designers, content creators, digital marketers, traders, and entrepreneurs. Unfortunately, many of these young people often feel unfairly targeted and harassed simply because of how they look, the devices they carry, or the vehicles they drive.

A state cannot build a thriving technology ecosystem when its innovators and creatives constantly feel like suspects. Many talented Ekiti youths are relocating to Lagos, Ibadan, Abuja, and abroad because they believe they have better opportunities and freedom elsewhere. This brain drain is costing the state valuable talent and future economic growth.

There is also concern about the pace of economic development. While private investors continue to acquire properties and establish businesses, many citizens believe more can be done to create an environment that encourages local entrepreneurship, attracts investment, and generates sustainable jobs.

Rather than relying solely on government employment, Ekiti should position itself as a hub for technology, agriculture, education, tourism, and innovation. The state’s greatest asset is its educated population, and this advantage should be fully leveraged.

Suggested Solutions :

End Unnecessary Police Harassment :

Establish a clear framework for policing that respects citizens’ rights.

Create a public complaint channel for reporting harassment.

Conduct regular training for security personnel on community policing.

Launch an Ekiti Digital Economy Initiative

Create technology hubs and innovation centers across the state.

Provide grants and support for startups and young entrepreneurs.

Partner with private technology companies to create jobs.

Retain and Attract Talent

Offer incentives for businesses that employ Ekiti youths.

Develop co-working spaces and reliable internet infrastructure.

Promote remote work opportunities and digital skills training.
Improve Infrastructure

Continue upgrading major roads and transportation networks.

Invest in stable power and internet connectivity.

Prioritize infrastructure projects that directly support economic growth.

Promote Investment and Business Growth
Simplify business registration and approval processes.

Create an investor-friendly environment that attracts local and international businesses.
Support small and medium-sized enterprises with funding and training.

Your Excellency, this letter is not written to criticize for the sake of criticism. It is written out of hope. Ekiti has enormous potential, a highly educated population, and a reputation for excellence. With the right policies and leadership, the state can become one of Nigeria’s leading destinations for innovation, investment, and opportunity.

The future of Ekiti depends not only on building roads and structures but also on creating an environment where young people can dream, build, innovate, and succeed without fear.

Respectfully,

A Concerned Ekiti Citizen 🖊️.

[JOStified X @_Thrixian]

"they have sex with us every day since when we were abducted. They feed us but do all sorts of immoralities with us every day" - Survivor of Kidnapping narrating her story on the ordeal she & other women passed through in the bandits den. (translated from Hausa)

[Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM) @_dinomelaye]

Heavily armed bandits handed over the body of General Rabe yesterday morning in Katsina and left for neighboring forest 🌳 of Matazu , unchallenged !
What a country ???

[Bank @BankyT30]

Bunch of jokers

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Borno Government reintegrates 720 repentant terr%rists into society after rehabilitation

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Borno Government reintegrates 720 repentant terr%rists into society after rehabilitation

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

He’s trying to show them his documents, but do they even want to see?

Oh we’re fighting against “illegal migrants”, useless set of people.

[Bank @BankyT30]

@biolakazeem You are a fool