Craig Bannerman

Lead Manager of Photography at Luxury Retreats. Fashion and athletics Photography. Over 10 yrs in the game and still Loving it.

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Trump says let's make PIT, DET, & other towns great again. Fuck Paris. What an idiot, that's Where the agreement was signed not Who.

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@TimHortons pls tell your staff in La Prairie Qc to mix in a clue. How it takes 15 min to get everything wrong in an order is beyond me.

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@VIA_Rail even your surveys are slow and unresponsive. If I do it backwards it will feel like my last trip. #failtrain 👎

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@NHL the ask for ruining the Winter Olympics. Where do I go to try out for #TeamCanada now that hockey is less than the best? #greed

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@WestworldHBO 1st time watching. The Score is brilliant. Everything else is rad too, but Wow the music. #HBO #smart #art #TV

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Porter on #failtrain 2 just took away the last half of my chocolate bar to clean. Are you kidding me? @VIA_Rail is today a real thing???

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Is #failtrain 2 is older than shock absorbers? @VIA_Rail

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#failtrain shows up late. But #failtrain2 was late too, Of course. You're lucky @VIA_Rail this time.

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We are late for our arrival #failtrain at it again. If I miss my connection to my GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL I am going to explode @VIA_Rail

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@VIA_Rail haven't seen a porter in sometime. Given up hope there will be any comfort on this ride. This whole trip has been a disaster.

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"3degrees is a nice comfortable temp for our clients" said noone ever. WHY NO HEAT THE TRAIN @VIA_Rail it's winter for F's sake #failtrain

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@VIA_Rail neutral gender bathroom 👍 Woman's only bathroom okay, but no Men's bathroom. Super Sexist, what year is it? Shame #failtrain

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Heaven forbid the porters have change for the tar you call coffee. Remember how I'm made of money? Keep the change @VIA_Rail #failtrain

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https://t.co/HUwFLeu4Se @VIA_Rail train # 61 to TO better not make this list. #failtrain

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@VIA_Rail Wifi more like WiMe. It's okay I'm made of money, I can just use my cell data like we did in the 90s. Oh wait... #failtrain

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@VIA_Rail thanks for keeping the temp down around freezing on the #failtrain Keeps the backwards seat barf down a little longer 🤢

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Fact. Between 1881-1884 17000 Chinese men died building the CPR in BC alone. Good thing my #failtrain is between Qc and Ontario.👍 @VIA_Rail

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ChooChoo. This 50$ upgrade last backwards wobbly ass car is worse than a drunken child. Money well spent. Thanks @VIA_Rail #failtrain

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Hell with it. I'm live tweeting this nightmare of of a ride. Need to find some enjoyment. #failtrain #fail #train

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@VIA_Rail will charge you an upgrade fee because their website sucks. All that gets you is the last car and a backwards seat. #fail #train