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LONG LIVE THE SPUD AND GOOSE got converted into a wetherspoons . I shall raise a glass from home because true Spudi’s dont fuck with no gastro

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And I’m certenly NOT moving to france

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Gotta say that post was actually APRIL FOOLS hahahah 😂😂😂🤣🤣 I actually do like the uk a nice cold beer the pub

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Don’t like the uk
Don’t like a cold beer
Don’t like the pub
Sod it all

I’m moving to france

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Don’t like the uk
Don’t like a cold beer
Don’t like the pub
Sod it all

I’m moving to france

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LETS HAVE SOME FUCKIN SOUP

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I only unmute the Tv for are entry in You’re a Vision t’ wife calls it a cultural echo chamber i call it being a pariot becos thats how we does it in wngland

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The cider ain’t halal

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scrach that I cant by my fave loaf now gone up in price

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at the end of the day like they made a pint that u cant critersise r tory goverment like I know they rnt perfect but they made brexit happened

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at the end of the day like they made a pint that u cant critersise r tory goverment like I know they rnt perfect but they made brexit happened

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Ger6 berfuddles me like x

why r gary lineker an al his woke soft leftoe woke pals not presenting mach of the day 2morro I wanted to see gert footy games but they decide not to host becasue the bbc wont take there loony left nonsense like I hate the bbc like but

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my son wont talk to me anymor ! he needs to lern some respect !!! but yeah happy caluntunes day

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Happy valuntines day to me wife of 37 years debra. she tells me to stop banging on about how great it is to be british and how this new generation is soft and how modern music is tripe and how my son hates me drafting him in the army but thats the only flaw I can fink of really

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I stopped doing karoykey in around 1996 when the spice girls released that stupid wannabey crap and I thought doing karoky with my mates Paul Ian and Matt wasunt worth it anymore. I look back sometimes and think I miss it but a good few pints chatting footy is all I need realy !

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I think sam smith needs a new fashion deseiner 😂😂😂 the brit awards now r a joke! I could get an award mi-self now like and my singing karyoky days are over. I tell u what though Back in my day in the 80s I used to proper decent like at karioki.

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My favorut song to do karokey with Back then was a song called land of confusion by genesis I always liked Phil collins and his band but I was never really a big fan of mike and the mechanics I always thought their lyrics were 2 silly !!!

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Came hom e one night the wife had drunk all me stella and she started knockjn me about #wtf …? #awkward

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Arctic Monkeyf

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Ruin a British band name by changing a single letter

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Ristmas

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Stayed up last night wrapping presents just for the little cunt to destroy all my hard work dont know why i bother x

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Happy ch