Mark Williams

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@cogonnaya @luxemiaa @Centpraise1 Say you've never had a 16 year old son without saying you've never had a 16 year old son

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@broadwaybabyto Runs in the family. Read up on his aunt and what that effed up family did to her

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@TinaEllis_ @LoewyLawFirm If no charges were filed at the time, it wouldn't have shown up on a standard criminal record check.

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@mmpadellan Weirdest thing was... his hand wasn't in his face. Like at all.

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@CardinalHaiku

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Not. Funny.

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@CatLover56577 Purrnisher

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@TLCplMax We did too. Kind of a bummer. He was a Dominos driver prior to enlisting. The Marine Corps was kind of his last attempt to do something with his life. Needless to say by third phase his shin splints had shin splints. He was dropped from training and I never saw him again.

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@iowahawkblog I can get with the beans... the tuna is a war crime

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@Msamalam Paris metro area is 13 million

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@Matt_Pinner Pupisher

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@osgators About in line with their percentage of the US population

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@ScreamingBeag @LenoraMB63 @ThrillaRilla369 It didn't. Just tasted like Pepsi. Which is not what Coke drinkers wanted, even though market research suggested they did.

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@loneangelx To be fair most of them were instantly incinerated

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@iowahawkblog @davepl1968 Reminds me of my brother's LeMans... you know, with less rust

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@plznthanku @hxxntrr @jim_louw On a medical procedure you twit?

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@TheJoeySwoll He doesn't thank waiters?

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@fuqekgs Or, you know, exercise a little intellectual curiosity and look up the difference. It's not like it's in the secret texts.

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@alextherobot456 @perfecttstorm_ From what I gather, in the US, internship is the first year of residency, which he was last year. He is now a second year resident. I never realized this either. Just read it on the AMA's website

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@perfecttstorm_ You understand he's just fucking around with his friend, right? Do you also think they met on Tinder? It was not literal.

Also, it doesn't matter, because Robby was just bullshitting his buddy but he's literally not an intern anymore. He's a second year resident.