brandon mitchell

Stand up comedian and co-host of @bhmcomedy. I was a terror since the public school era

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

White👏people👏love👏doing👏this👏shit👏but👏I👏wonder👏how👏many👏of👏y'all👏can👏clap👏to👏a👏beat👏

[TSUNAMI @Tsu_Surf]

I’m in jail… not dead. Stop being stupid

[Terence Crawford @terencecrawford]

Congratulations @Canelo you made the so called lion look like a baby cub.

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

I joined Twitter 12 years ago today and I still don't have a million dollars... Whack

[Shakur Stevenson @ShakurStevenson]

🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

I prayed over my food in Chick-fil-A and this older couple peeped and couldn't stop smiling at me. I hope that they never find out that I spent majority of my time today watching videos of people doing the crip walk.

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

I think I'm aging so well because I do a great job at staying out of white people's business.

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

‼️ During Devin Haney and Shakur Stevenson's back-and-forth on social media today, this video was leaked seemingly showing a secret recording of Devin's father/trainer Bill Haney discussing sparring between them…

[Max Barth @HeIsMaxBarth]

Comedy Night at Heritage on North 2nd Street in Philly! 9/12 9pm. Great lineup! Tickets: https://t.co/lluwR6wHZV

with @BlakeWexler @hannahtrav @Barack_Obiscuit Charles Steele and @MegGoetzMoney !

[Andre C Russell @TheRealMochaB]

Pay attention! The International Signal for "Aid and Assist" has been updated... #ViralVideos #bamabrawl #bama #Montgomery #thundercats

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

‼️ Terence Crawford takes aim at media members who he feels were against him after knocking out Errol Spence…

[🎥 @ShowtimeBoxing]

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

Terence Crawford To Errol Spence Jr

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Errol Spence on his was home after getting beat by Terence Crawford :

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

It's funny how quickly I went from getting applause breaks at a comedy club to jumping on the El and sitting on an empty steel reserve can... Stay the course.

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

@dru_montana47 You're gonna be mad af when you hear my joke(and several other people) about being with another skinny person and we start a fire

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

The worst thing about being at an Erykah Badu concert is that I saw at least 30 people that look exactly like me.

[brandon mitchell @Barack_Obiscuit]

I hate that Bible prepared us for fires, floods, and locusts, but said nothing about Wawa selling burrito bowls.

[Reece Niggerspoon 🇺🇸🇹🇹🏁 @Percs_n_caicos]

Broccoli is man-made so I don't eat that shit- a nigga that smoke weed

[Darryl Charles TF @darryldarryl_]

Find you somebody who holds you as tight as Sony is holding on to those Spider-Man movie rights😂

[Abiyoyo @Naim__Ali]

A yoooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣