Megan Goetz

She/Her. Contributes to @mcsweeneys @reductress, and more. Host of Real Chills podcast and Their Stories. Went through a unicorn phase in college.

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

@detroitplair Hahaha miss you dude!

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

Not my headline but LMAO so good.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Waiting Until Election to Decide if She Going to Thanksgiving This Year: https://t.co/zZnRBHI6yk

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

@Veiw_News Hey, why post this? Did Charles give you permission? If not, this is a pretty gross way to try and get some views.

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

When people ask me how wedding planning is going

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

*at baseball game*
Fiance: that guy on the braves is my fantasy catcher
Me: he's my fantasy catcher as well
Fiance: really, from the Braves?
Me: oh yeah he'd need to be pretty brave

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

@andylame2 It took me a second but I did laugh lmao

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

@detroitplair I love the headlines they pick for my face 😂

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

Not my headline, but still my face 😂

[Reductress @Reductress]

Early Retirement? This Woman Is Unemployed: https://t.co/83ZuaYwqAi

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

Wondering if Bridgerton makes only children that watch the show happy or sad that they don't have 8 siblings worth of tea to witness in their life.

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

The second a crystal tower is big enough, the photos seem threatening

[Alan Massenburg @AlanMassenburg]

That’s the music that Kelce needed to hear to activate his haircut. Watch how he balls out in the second half

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

I've never felt so old and so alive at the same time

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

@detroitplair @Reductress 😂😂😂

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

Legit unwell

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wow! This Woman's First Words After Waking Up From a Coma Were 'Five More Minutes': https://t.co/yWvllJSeiX

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

@KarenDeBonis It is a bummer every time! I'm sorry you went through it. Hoping the next one sells out 🤞

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

Every comedian has hundreds of these....the no-show comedy show.

[Karen DeBonis, author @KarenDeBonis]

Every author has to have one...the no-show book talk. It's a bummer.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

the most "UNHAND ME" opossum hiss ever hissed

[Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney]

This was so much fun!! Give it a listen!

[Dave Primiano @Daveprimcomedy]

Check out last night's episode with @MegGoetzMoney and @danny_getz as we talk ghosts and some of the crappier NBA city editions. And as always, the news!

https://t.co/1KVas9xpXr